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If Dr. Carroll isn't extracted by tonight, DataDyne will put him through Chessmaster SNES theme (10 hours).mp3
"Zulwarn will own your soul... and mom's soul... and dad's soul... and Maggie's SOUL.. and every other SOUL in Christiandom!"
You thrust your pelvis, huh! You thrust your pelvis, huh!
Starbase, where no turtle has gone before
On on the site ?On TV™
I will record everything
It came crashing down. It hurts inside.
That propane accessory looks like a DEAL DOH
It's not official until its officialunofficial
On on the site ?Looking 4 Luv
In Several Wrong Places!
CRAZYBUUUUUSSSSSS!
There go my missiles!
On on the site ?Drive Safe
Maximum Fartnage
Aunt Selma has one hour to live!
You got a pack of sugar and peanut butter smeared on a playing card for your next duel!
En-gin-eering

UHHHHHH-Furmative!
On on the site ?Whoa! Spider-Man
For non Gradius
Very well, you leave me no choice.

This gun is filled with Nobuo Uematsu - Theme of Love.mp3. This one is full of Hiroki Kikuya - Color of the Summer Sky.mp3. NOW GIVE ME 300 BUCKS OR YOU'RR GONNA BE Yasunori Mitsuda - Ruined World.mp3 FOR YOUR DATE!
Does no one on this site reference any new media that came out after the early 2000s? That's over 15 years ago now, and all I see is nostalgia-bait shit that become popular. If it ain't referencing the Minecraft movie, or some big website like 4chan or X, we would still be stuck loading 4 meg sites with a 56k modem. Has modern American culture become so boring that no one wants to even reference it? Y'all, go to Newgrounds sometime and find some interesting shit to pull from, because I don't find this funny, or relevant to modern culture, or even to sub-culture. https://www.newgrounds.com/portal
Does no one on this site reference any new media that came out after the early 2000s? That's over 15 years ago now, and all I see is nostalgia-bait shit that become popular. If it ain't referencing the Minecraft movie, or some big website like 4chan or X, we would still be stuck loading 4 meg sites with a 56k modem. Has modern American culture become so boring that no one wants to even reference it? Y'all, go to Newgrounds sometime and find some interesting shit to pull from, because I don't find this funny, or relevant to modern culture, or even to sub-culture. https://www.newgrounds.com/portal
But the real safe is having your data harvested by Factor, credit scores, and everyday ear buds!
Bar Bear Rick
What if I were to CUT BACK ON FUNDING and REGRET THIS as my own?
Honey, don't you want to be Mrs The Chessmaster (SNES) by The Software Toolworks?
You got 50 Rupees! THAT'S SO GAY
On on the site ?Pretentious Art Site
I love how you predicted Donkey Kong Bananza 17 years before it happened and grabbed the domain.