it wasn't a teacher who wrote me up, it was the baseball coach / groundskeeper. guy was a f*cking retard. it's fun being an internet legend LOL

Wow, looks like I have a big fan club now. I was stupid enough to scan this to show my friends and one of them uploaded it to consumptionjunction.com and it blew up from there. The chick was pretty hot and I got a hand job from her in the ISS room. My mom has been getting phone calls for 5 years asking if that is real and yes, it is. I am going to take a picture of myself holding up the original and post it up here. Too bad the phone numbers are blacked out here - my mom gets a kick out of the phone calls!