"Dude, can I offer you some advice? Unless you WANT your wedding day to end
in tragedy, DON'T INVITE internet strangers to your wedding... Worst case scenario... do
I really have to spell it out? There are little kids at this wedding right?
Flower girl, nieces, nephews? You can't watch em at all times. I need not
say more. Internet + little kids = tragedy. " Now how am I gonna rape little kids? :(
Bananas don't have a glans dumbass, I'd say it's pretty clearly a penis ice cream. If you don't believe me, I posted a link of an article about the festival.
I couldn't help but get links:
http://www.yamasa.org/japan/english/destinations/aichi/tagata_3_600.html http://www.yamasa.org/japan/english/destinations/aichi/tagata_jinja.html
"Yeah, Japan has some kind of wacky penis day. Dave Attel got caught up in
it during his Japan Special for Insomniac" I know you're being seriou, but calling it wacky penis day made me lol more than the site itself. I don't know about the festival itself, but I do know that there is at least one fertility shrine with a giant penis "upside down bell" (that's the best I can describe it) that people go to and slap a rope against it to gong it.... also c*cks.
"I never cared for 9/11 and never will. For me, it's just another stupid
thing that came to pass because of religions."
You never cared for 9/11? lol, you douche. I loved 9/11!
If you reeeeaaally want to update it, you could use Picards "NOOOOOOOO!!" from his "the line must be drawn here speech" instead of one of Lex's wrongs.
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