Their names are Ignorance and Want. My wife wanted to name them Plato and Aristotle, but I punched that bitch in the face and told her to make me a sandwich named AWESOME.
I've made this joke about 6 billion times among my friends.
Also, nice job lowering the pitch on your voice to make yourself sound older than 12. This is nowhere near as good as other "dramatic reading" sites.
Hey Keaton, wanna play BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?!
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