Steal from Patton Oswalt's act much?

Thank you for Milton Astley.

Sit on my face.

at least if you sited it you wouldn't look like such a dick for claiming it as your own.

Turtle-riffic!

I thought zombie-children only liked brains... Now I know.

It is amazing that f*cktards like you can actually use a computer. Considering jamaican is in the title of the site you'd think you could at least copy it correctly when spewing your stupidity.

Lynch rules

Lucas was killed in the 80s by scientologists and they cloned him. His evil clone is the reason the prequels sucked. His evil clone is the reason Greedo shoots first. His evil clone is the reason for JarJar.

Knew it was coming from a mile away ... still laughed so hard I thought my head would explode. Well done sir. Well done.

what the fuuck does "Almost overs up the fact " even mean?

Then five you I shall!

So I can't comment on both? Wtf difference does it make? What is idiotic is you are so anal you'd actually make a big deal out of that. Holy sh*t call the retard patrol because I commented on the maker and the sponsor. What was I supposed to do- PM the sponsor? Eat sh*t and die.

This already failed once - so you stole it from another ytmnd and add your own wit (I use that term VERY loosely). It still sucks. What is astounding is that someone as dumb as you actually put money into this lame attempt.

wow - where do you go to find a sense of humor?

I'm sorry - "Little Person". Oh wait - but then 12 yr olds are little. What the f*ck do you call someone that's a "little person" that is 12 then?

Are you a midget, 12 years old, or a 12 year old midget?

oh yah - and 1'd for believing everything you read on the internets.

Another stupid attempt to guess at the end.

Yu know - I was just going to commnet on the fact that most of these asshats would 5 it if you just make LOUD NOISES WITH EAR-RAPE. Because that is SO ORIGINAL.

It is unbelievable how many whiney, anal retentive, nit-picky asshats are on this site. 5'd just for the site - or is it because it irritates the c*ntrags?

1'd for blaspheming. That song has been RUINED! I'm going to have to find my damn copy of Fallout2 and install and watch to get this out of my head.

That corndog wouldnt go down like the bitch you made it go down like (English good!). That corndog would get toasty and attack with strawberryness and put a corndoggy beatdown on Godzilla. ONLY THEN would Godzilla rise up and defeat the corndog... on a monday.

Is his right hand black?

I think I one'd it for being so poorly written.

his screenname should be enough to make you realize it's a compliment from this asshat.

Can't wait for episode 2.

You can hear the sound of thousands fapping from miles away like the sound of an oncoming thunderstorm. Fap away boys. Fap away.

Melodic death metal? Stryper is back and nobody told me? ATTACK OF BUMBLEBEES!

Now Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large U.S. city with a big underground homosexual population - Des Moines, Iowa, perfect example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can't build on it, you can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay Martians. I swear to God.