i made this site as an attempt at making the worst site ever. how could i fuck up so badly.

Now that's a High Quality Rip.

sometimes you just have to admire how much effort someone is willing to put in to make a site as unbelievably shitty as possible. one of those times is now, vote 5 day 2016.

yo, if you're ever going to dog about me on something, dog on me about my embarrassingly wrong opinion on imaginary numbers in this site's description. imaginary numbers are actually fascinating and awesome, and also have a myriad of practical applications in numerous fields, including computer graphics for your precious three-dimensional video games. look up quaternions. then just skim the wikipedia page because they're really fucking complicated. or should i say... complex? MATH JOKE, LOL ITS AN IMPROPER FRACTION

LYRICS:

hm hm hm hm hm hm hm
DOODOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO

captain jean-luc picard of the uss enterprise
captain jean-luc picard of the uss enterprise
i made a funny parody of the picard song internet site
i made a funny parody and you should vote 5 on it

doo doo doooo doodoodoo doodoo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doooo doodoodoo doodoo vote vote 5 5 on my si-ite
5 vote 5 vote vote 5 vo-vo-vote vote 5 5 on my si-ite
vote vote 5 vote vote 5 vo-vo-vote vote 5 5 on my si-ite
bwooooOOOOOoOOOoooOOOOooooOOooo

did anyone watch this all the way to the end

"der" is german for "the." the waffle house, the ytmnd the soundtrack volume 18.

i like how there's just the subtlest hint of noise removal

who wants me to open it? *giant unspeakable hellmouth opens in ground with an infernal roar* you want me to open it? *hellmouth vomits forth an army of demons*

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is it weird that i've memorized this misspelling of "indestructible?"

the fact that it was already a sweet remix made it a really poor choice for a KHANTMND-DX, there's not much else to do with it. but yes the image owns

what a horrible night to leave a cake out in the rain

this site is everything i wanted it to be

i wanted to 5 this as soon as i read the title

puck fanner

this just makes me want to hear a full macgyver remix of du hast

MAC. MAC GY. MAC GY VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

AMAZING ACOUSTICS

i can never remember how to find this awesome site

message received, here is the 5 you [b]very forcefully requested from me via private message[/b]

and 99 us seconds

open up the DUNNA DUNNA CHUN DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA CHUN DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA CHUN DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUN DUN CHUN CHUN--FHSHSFHKSHLFKHFSHKSFH--BWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB

HILARIOUS TRIVIA: "AEGIS DID IT AEGIS DID IT" was intended as a reference to the fact that aegis already made a site about macgyverphone, but after i got unbanned i looked at the admin logs and it turned out he was the one who banned me. lmao

it is inevitable mr veljohnson

Reggie, what have you done?! You've changed history! You've created a time paradox!

K F C B A N K R U P T

this would deserve a 5 just for the word "forbreadgot" alone

a clarification: mine has a sweet remix, but this one is louder. therefore this one is better.

use the time egg to slow down time so everything sounds like vadre lmao

lol i never waited for the secret ending

DOWNVOTING THIS IS LIKE SPITTING ON NUBUO UEMATSU'S GRAVE