LOOOOOOL! The dog totally wins!

It doesn't win much more than that

He has my vote

Why is that old f*ggot working at Mcdonald's, he should be enjoying his retirement. I suggest he drowns himself.

Forgot to give you a 5!

Good riddance.

It's ok Jesus was soul stoned, he rezzes.

Actually the average American has a fairly good grip on history, especially when it relates to the countries own history. We arn't as stupid as you think we are, that's why we've been so prosperous since our country was founded. I could probably find an example of someone this stupid coming from any other country, then hold the entire populous of that country to that standard. Would that be accurate? No, but what do I know? I'm too stupid to figure out what sweeping generalizations are.