Your murderer analogy is erroneous because you're not an inept site-maker talking about the world being round, you're an inept site-maker talking about how to make a good site.

You whered be a gud fan fikshen riter.

And now apply that logic to your god and realize you're an idiot.

That's what we call a fallacy, Firebird, because it assumes that religion is the source of all morality. Morality is a product of simple lessons of life and experiences accrued over time and beginning with childhood. If you were raised in the Middle East, you'd likely feel that subjugating women is a perfectly moral thing to do because that's how you'd have been raised, much like how you think it's perfectly OK to talk and pray to your imaginary friend because your deluded parents raised you to do so.

That's what we call a fallacy, Firebird, because it assumes that religion is the source of all morality. Morality is a product of simple lessons of life and experiences accrued over time and beginning with childhood. If you were raised in the Middle East, you'd likely feel that subjugating women is a perfectly moral thing to do because that's how you'd have been raised, much like how you think it's perfectly OK to talk and pray to your imaginary friend because your deluded parents raised you to do so.

Right, like the actions of condemning homosexuals, shunning non-believers, wearing magic underwear, and suicide bombing to screw virgins. Religion sure is great. Clearly, giving your self a moral crutch and feeling warm and fuzzy inside are well worth the downsides of it.

Honestly not seeing what's so great about this.

"Actually more white people buy rap albums than black people" - Someone needs to learn how percentages work.

It has arrived: Webster's Children's Dictionary.

Push'd.

Yeah, Nazism which resulted in millions upon millions of deaths is okay to joke about, but the Twin Towers aren't. Such illogical little creatures.

The original audio flowed more smoothly.

What is the name of the man to Hitler's left?

It's hos* Learn to use apostrophes ftw.

If you don't know the rules regarding who and whom, just stick with who to save face.

"mike, has man boobs, and a mole that was mistaken for chocolate." Are you the crippled black boy from Malcolm in the Middle by any chance?

You can't spell you're, Lord Christopher the Six-hundred-nineteenth.

They seriously need to make it a recognized crime to do this sort of thing online.

Not even breeders can have children when they're 8 years old.

It's called "When Johnny Comes Marching Home."

Those frickers are the WORST! By the way, what's a fricker? I'll take Run-on Sentences for $400, Alex.

Someone has to lose.

Fix'd? Honestly? Learn how to use apostrophes.

His score should be 31-1 due to his suicide death.

And to think how many forum accounts are going to get banned for linking gay porn.

This would be good if your voice didn't squeak on the first blows. You should fix it, it's good otherwise.

It's awesome that you misspelled 'awesome' even though it was right in front of your face.

I'm disappointed. I knew someone was going to use this scene for gay sex, but I was hoping it was going to be something to the effect of Xerxes hinting at why his troops *really* fear him.

*pats you on the head* Enjoy the attention; I know how much you want it.

Nothing like blowing your Brians.