Awesome, but yeah, when LaVeyan Satanism talks about Satan, they mean it as a symbol using it's root meaning "adversary." LaVeyan Satanists believe actual Satan-worshipers are just self-denying Christians themselves, since after all they both do abide by a not-so-different guidline to code of conduct, something that LaVeyan Satanism frowns upon religiously. Now time to go masturbate.
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