F*ck. I like it when you do dramatic readings but I f*cking hate how you don't read it word for word. You add in words to make some sentences correct, but if you left them out like they are originally, it'd be 15x funnier!
My advice is just to read it a couple times and then record yourself, proofread yourself and ask yourself if this is quality material, then do it again even more dramatically.
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