You probably are living a pretty sweet life just off the dividends of that hot commodity. I imagine it's worth $4 at least!
Really, it's sad. Based on a cursory eBay search, the bottom fell out of the Pokemon Card market. Seeing Charizard sell himself under $10 is like bumping into an old friend in a box under the bridge. As for why you walked down there, it's because you dropped your Yugioh cards.
Sum of the square ROOTS?! a^1/2 + b^1/2 != c^1/2!
What did he say in the book? This is so wrong, it hurts me deep inside. It's like having to say there are five lights when there are really four.
This one makes me sleepy. This isn't one of them mind control YTMNDs that activates the assassins hypnotized so that they forget they're assassins, right? I have yet to recover from Future Conan.
Time to share secrets with you guys. I recently stopped eating meat from hooved animals to save the environment. It was getting hard, because those animals taste so good. Now this makes it way too easy to never eat beef again! Thanks, YTMND!
It resets reality. For everything but what's contained in the oven. Imagine repeating the universe over again, along with anything you can fit in an oven, stopping and baking time as is convenient.
Here we get into the weird part. The faster something goes, the more mass it gets under relativity. Stopping all time but that of the oven would ensure that the oven would be infinitely heavy if it moved even a nanometer, because it would have gone somewhere in no time. However, if you stopped time on the oven itself, it would take infinite amount of time to move, and thus have a mass of zero. Further, it'd replace your fridge, because there would be no chance for decay of anything within the oven.
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