Robbin' the hood.

Mr. Rotton finally broke into Sportacus's stash of Speed. Welcome to Rave Town, boys and girls.

Sportacus needs more sugar in his diet.

After all of these years, I just realized the voice sounds like Lewis Black.

Don't forget Sean Connery as Robocop.

You're the demoman now llama!

Captain Koons: The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my *ss for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

Needs more saxamaphone.

YFly is pronounced Wife Lie. My wife lies, then smack talk!

This is worse than weenis mollusk music.

Let me get this straight, the parents make him wear a hat and mittens, but let him wear sneakers? They didn't even bother to salt their own walkway which is coated with sheer ice. Someone calls children's aid.

Look, I'm on the internet talking smack. Now, I've got to go finish my science fair project.

Meh. He needs more cowbell.

Someone left the cake out in the rain.

Muhhahaha! Going down?