I remember like two weeks ago I was going to do a bunch of sh*t on YTMND and have everybody know my name, but then I said f*ck it and just spent my time masturbating and going to Philadelphia Flyers games.
Seaside is the *ssh*le of the East Coast. The entire town smells of forhead grease, too much cologne, and colgen injections. I have sworn never to step foot within the city limits as long as Italians exist.
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