Awww, poor wittle guy, are you sure you didn't just FLUSH HIM DOWN THE TOILET? Just kidding, he is up there eating green cheese... in his moon hamster wheel....
Remember however, their long middle finger... true, they dug bugs out of trees with it,
but in the middle of the night they could pierce your heart, and suck out the blood as
you bled to death... little c*cksuckers.
If you ARE a pedophile serial killer, do you kill pedophiles? OR, are YOU a pedophile who then kills the kids?
Do you abuse the kids AFTER you kill them? That would technically make you a serial killing pedophile necrophiliac...
Thank you for your time...
I LIKE IT!!! The expression: "That could have gone better." is funny, an understatement obviously.
Nothing worse than being ridiculed as you die! It reminds me of getting fired. When you interview
for the next job and they ask about your previous job... you say: "I could have left under better
circumstances...".
While many people listen to birds and hear them "singing"... to me, the birds are all screaming. A "5" for invoking such horrors in such an innocent way.
So you CAN'T update to the a later version, without already HAVING that version? Ok, that is funny. When
Windows came out with a new beta version once, Windows identified itself as a VIRUS, which was perhaps appropriate...
Just FYI, I have escaped from Hell. Great site, accurate in every other detail... (note: when you rappel down into hell,
just hang onto your rope... sure, it is hard to climb back up, but you have an eternity to do it...)
Ok! 1)the eifel tower, 2) the pyramids, 3) the grand canyon, 4) Britney Spears pooty tang, 5) Lindsey Lohan's neverchanging face, 6) YTMND website, 7) Bill Clinton's white house aides, 8) Hillary Clinton's dusty drawers, 9) Ex-pres Bush's three brain cells, 10) the seven seas, 11) the pyramids of Egypt, oh, nevermind, I did that one already... ok then, and then 14 more, ok, cheers...
I tried to catch the downs syndrome babies with broken arms... nice vocals/mix...
You sing better than Jim Morrison (cause he's dead, and can't sing at all now...)
I hear now that his wife was bashing the back window to "get him out" (he he he). She
should have been using a seven iron. She missed and only took a little divit out of his lip.
Ok, I can't believe you are still doing Moon Man sites, but you had to get a "5" for selling a blind guy
a casket with me in it. Hey, why not just put the blind guy in a cardboard box when he dies, you can
even tell him you are looking at his nice casket as you look out the back door, and see the refridgerator
box. Keep one display casket in top shape, and charge everyone $5000 to be buried in it. You can keep
getting old boxes behind the Sears store.
I am afraid you misunderstood. You were not banned from the site. You were banished from the galaxy.
You can try Andromeda. You can stay there for 5 billion years or so... however, it is on a collision course
with the Milky Way Galaxy, so in 5 billion years you will have to leave combined galaxy (call it Milky Andro).
Oh wait, just change your screen name. Oh, nevermind, claim all that you see, spank the naughty ladies and carry on.
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Just kidding, he is up there eating green cheese... in his moon hamster wheel....