a goose that big should be able to break your hand with his beak. and seriously, he could flap his mighty wings and you wouldn't need a snow blower....
That goose should go fight dragons... someone give him some armor...
http://www.amazon.com/Christmas-Stars-Star-Wars-Album/dp/B0000033VG/sr=8-1/qid=1165002800/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/105-2661815-8788438?ie=UTF8&s=music
apparently this thing is worth some cash if you own it, I think it retailed for about 10, used it's 50 now... oh and if you thought THIS was gay... look at this....
http://www.amazon.com/Star-Wars-Party-Meco/dp/B0009NWPL0/sr=8-2/qid=1165002800/ref=pd_bbs_2/105-2661815-8788438?ie=UTF8&s=music
I swear to you I saw this guy at a rave once... oh for the days when all it took was some cardboard, some traffic cones, and a boombox to start a throw down... back when LA was great, but I digress. Shake it Teddy, Get down!!
Wait, so doe the atomic batteries power the turbine?
wait... ATOMIC BATTIERIES?!
Doc Brown from back to the future: "This baby isn't electric, she's neuclear"
hmm, the start of another YTMND, it never ends...
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