anyone who says soccer sucks is most likely a stupid fatass NFL fan who thinks that the person who invented arena football should get the award for most talented person of the century. nothing against the NFL, its just a stereotyp i willingly use.
congratulations for destroying the dreams of every hopeful child that has a terrible life and only can find happiness knowing one, jolly man cares about him.
one other thing, everyone knows santa doesnt exist. It only takes someone like you to spend countless hours putting it into a YTMND as if you made some sort of scientific discovery. good jod, doosh.
im going to save this to a flash drive, go take a sh*t on it, then watch the polar express.
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