RonsoRage: Thanks for the input. I'm glad you found it, and I will update the site with the refence. I recommend everyone take a look at it...quite funny.
I found this soundclip about a month ago (actually is from video clip on the set of AD), but can't recall where I got it from. It was called 'David Cross Rant' or some such thing.
felixcostello: the "SHEEYIT" was actually an alternative pronunciation given by m-w.com for sh*t. It gives both the "sh*t" and "SHEEYIT" as valid pronunciations.
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