o the next level... Gosh I can't describe, it was like 1000 dildos up my butt! Anyways, I don't have this game anymore, Jean Luc threw it away, he said it was a virus. I'm not smart with computers, sometimes I ask Data if he can teach me but he always says that he has to do diagnostics with Geordi or stuff like that. I hate when he does that but I can't say anything, that's what smart guys do, I guess. One time I managed to use the holodeck and I made this chick (who, BTW, looked like Belinda Carlisle too), but she was acting all weird, maybe I crashed the computer but Jean Luc blamed a bunch of purple kids. I don't know, I'm not smart with computers so don't judge me too hard, I'm doing the best I can!

Hello guys, I'm Will Riker of the Starship Enterprise. You may also know me as Number One, as my Captain and friend Jean Luc likes to call me in our missions. I made this new account because some people were a little harsh on me last time, I think they were all Romulans. I HATE Romulans! Anyways, so, I'm so glad I made this account because it reflects my personality. It says "Riker", which is my last name, and "1" because I'm Number One, not just on duty if you know what I mean (:. I remember this one time when I was off duty on Risa... gosh, what a "remarkable experience", as my friend and Commander Data would say, damn what a smart guy! Anyways, I was on Risa, and this hot chick came into my view and I was like "what the hell are you doing! I'm trying to watch the frigging ducks!" and then I saw her eyes. Gosh, I'm telling you, she was the spitting image of Belinda Carlisle! Apart from the forehead, it looked like a baboon's butt. So I came close to her and I was saying the usual things like "the stars can't match all the beauty in your eyes" and she was all like "oh really?", and then I was like "wait till you see my horga'hn" and she was laughing all the time... Gosh, what a laugh! You know how I act so I asked her if she would follow me to my room. When she came she was already laughing, but I was a little tired of all that, I wanted to get into action, you know. So I chased her but she was running away and hiding and laughing. And then I found her, but she took my communicator and threw it away, and I was like "oh no you didn't do that". I was pulsating down there I couldn't hold it anymore so I jumped into bed and I knew it was time, but then she took out this thing. She said it was just a game. And gosh, what a game! It was a 3D thing with trumpets and frisbees and when you get t