... and a marching BAND!

MOON MAN. YES. HAVE MY FIVES.

Where there's smoke, there's FIRE. And this guy would burn up the club in that sweater.

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I FEEL WHEN I TALK TO MY 5 YEAR OLD COUSIN ON THE PHONE.

It's in the description, silly! MSTRKRFT - Vuvuvu.

F*CKING DO IT ALREADY THEN!!

YOU GOT THE POWEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

DOWNVOTED FOR HAVING AN ATTENTION SPAN! Seriously though, I agree with you. Focus on that Robot Rock sh*t, that was actually dope with the beat switched up.

Disco is dead. Danson is NOT.

K K K, K K K.

What if I were to tell you that my parents died in a freak accident while touching each other's dicks? ... oh, wait.

Oh, no. I get it. You want it? 'Cause I got it, baby. Plus you clicked on my invitation to touch dicks, so I think you'd best indulge me.

Yo n*gg*, you ain't from da streets like the Frog man.

I often daydream of pimpin' like this. And I also cry afterward, too... I feel you, Frog man.

Wrong period! But understandable!

PLAYER 2, GET TO THA CHOPPAAAH!

You forgot the "N*GG*R" key.

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You think YOUR friends have douchey status updates? You should see my news feed when my pro-Bush Juggalo emo friend who's convinced that Obama is actually a terrorist gets prolific...

My Geordi Meter is redlining from this crazy rhythm.

Christina Applegate is f*cking gorgeous.

Sasha is a f*cking nasty little cum guzzling bitch... and I love her. <3

WHOA! And I thought I had a badass toy collection already! I gotta cop a few of these... thanks for the tip, chief!

NEDM, man. N-E-D-M.

You must delete this site immedaly, Meguhmann.

Very clever! I logged in to upvote.

MATLAB for five-hundred-and-ninety-nine US dollars?! WHAT A DEAL!

-1 for weak beatmatching, but otherwise it's DOOOOOPE, son!

Haha f*ck... the ridiculous cross-cultural premise sorta reminds me of Zebras in America.

Randy, you f*cking cheeseburger walrus!