Shelverman, I'm afraid you're suffering from Brown's Syndrome, a rare condition that involves pronouncing all g's as j's. Brown's Syndrome was first recorded in 1955 during a science experiment, though there are possible cases stemming from as far back as 1885.
Further symptoms of Brown's Syndrome include hair loss, joint pains, skin problems and renal failure.
Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.
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