Director being the most direct single influence on the outcome of a film...much more than writing (directors often rewrite screenplays as well). The guy deserves an epic fail award of some degree.
I was watching this at work and my boss walked by and gave me a government-bailout bonus. That's exactly what would happen to you if you worked at AIG too.
Kung-fu is Chinese; Tae-Kwon-Do and Hapkido are Korean though. Hopping on one foot and looking like a dumbass originated in Poland (which you forgot about), but apparently has become popular in other locales.
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