I'm a Satanist, Democratic, Jesus-hating gay liberal terrorist that lives in Hollywood, just like the rest of YTMND. This does NOT appeal to my demographic.
While you're on the right track, I think you should add a Crab C, with a slight difference from Crab A. It would get the point across more. Honestly, I'll be glad thousands upon thousands of years from now (if we're even still around) when humans are clearly different then they were in the present day so we can just put this to f*cking rest.
Now I understand that in the Bible, it tells you to preach the word of God. That's nice and all. But please, we don't care, as you can see from the overall rating of your E-missionary sites. This is YTMND, not objectiveministries.com and we'll die sinners, we'll go to hell, we hate Jesus etc. but the sooner you accept that the better for our mental health and our blood pressure. Kindly GTFO of my intertubes.
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