I think it's amazing that YTMND has been around long enough for someone to start screwing with the conventions (i.e. screwing with the idea of a loop for a better joke). Anyways...God F*ckin Speed.
Bubba Hotep: The movie that, in the history of all cinema, truly takes a COMPLETELY ridiculous premise and somehow delivers a good final product.
That, or Driving Ms. Daisy: we all know Morgan Freeman can't drive.
Here she is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe! In all the galaxies, there's no bigger douche than you!
You've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom! Good going, douche. Your dreams have come truuuuuuue!
5 because it's absolutely correct about everything that's wrong with the movie. This movie isn't different, it's shoddily written with, of all things, shoddy cinematography. I enjoyed the hell out of it, but I don't ignore that this thing was shoddily (though lovingly) made.
Poor Miles Dyson, he died for no reason. Judgment Day was inevitable. But, at least, he didn't die FIRST like all the other black sidekicks (even the black robots: poor Ironhide).
Oh, and 3, because while this is a real story (I think, especially because all it ended with was frustration) with resonance, the format steals liberally from Adult Swim inserts, and could been more interesting. Hell, I'd have at least laughed if you used "Heart Will Go On" or something sappy.
Looks like you mashed some poor feller's dog, Sarge/That ain't no dog. It's a Zergling, Lester. Smaller attack Zerg. They shouldn't be out this far unless... oh sh*t/...I love you, Sarge!
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