Yae, and so Raptor Jesus spoke to his disciples : "Bring me two of every animal, for I thrive for food." Alas, for one disciple noted that it was Noah who asked for the animals. There was a pause in the disciple's minds; therefore, Raptor Jesus forsakened him away to Hell, where the Ptero Devil lived.

*AGD do something really questionable* Ace: "...What's everybody looking at?" Villain(s): "NOTHING!!!"

Heh, Richard Nixon was never impeached. He just left office. Fail.

3.44 is fine too.

1 for having no real talent and stealing from 4chan.

And we can use this machine gun to shoot them! Yee-haw!

Needs moar Happy Negro.

I'm not going to buy any systems for awhile...XBOX3-sh*tty is lame, I could care less about someone's Wii, and the PS3 is self-explanatory.

The puppet is missing the anti-christ symbol on his head when he says "You're gonna die!"

They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

You win infinite internets for getting the English version of Moskau.

Instant 5'd!

O rly?

Why does this topic make me laugh so?

Goatse'd!