Holy Sh*t! I prayed every night for an uncensored version, and it happened! Maybe Jesus is real after all.

This wins on so many levels I can't even describe it. I second the motion for an uncensored version.

As long as you can tell what's going on and it's funny, then who cares if it's not %100 graphic quality?

Except I edited the ending to make it funny. Which is what ytmnd is all about :)

He's right, drug dealers are dorks, don't even talk to them :p

Yeah I think it was supposed to be a play off the old "first times free" thing

lol yeah I think somethings up with the site, thanks

ROFLWTF Epic Hack Maneuver FTW, i must have jacked off like 10 times

lol @ noobs that don't get it

and the fact you didn't forget poland brings a tear to my eye

That was just f*cking awesome

http://htpatpr.ytmnd.com/

oh man that's what i'm talkin about

I was gonna 1 this, but then I heard the nes music ; )

In before sexymofo!

Megaman and sucks never belong in the same sentance

Yes! This is exaclty what I thought when I first saw the new site.

I admit I was shocked at first, but after taking some time to navigate around it's really not that bad. I like that there is more ytmnd links on each page cause you gotta admit there were too many good sites getting buried by all the crap nowadays, and I would guess most people (myself included) spent the majority of time on the main page only. Now if they just implement a way to customize your own layout and select your own color scheme then the site will be badass.

Your using fear based tactics in an effort to persuade people into your beliefs. You are a disgusting person and you should be ashamed of yourself.

She's completely insane. Religion is a symptom, not the cause.

Wow, this was actually the first ytmnd I ever saw way back before I had an account. So here I am with your 5 over a year later.

"I don't care what this gets, I just had to do it. ^_^" Man are you kidding this is f*ckin sweet

Terrorists hate us because we're free, and when you give up your freedoms in the name of fear your actually giving them exactly what they want. If you really want to learn something, turn off fox news, turn off cnn, and start picking up some books.

lol at people that got their feelings hurt by the description. This isn't a football game. The current administration resembles nothing of the true republican party. They use these same fear mongering tactics over and over and the drooling masses fall for it everytime. The cold war, the war on drugs, and now the war on terror. They use fear as a means of slowly removing freedoms all in the name of security. You know what you get when you have security without freedom? Incarceration. You are no safer now then you were before the war on terror and you never will be.

Can't argue with that logic

wtf + spring yard zone = win

hell yes, downvoters FTL!!

This is an awesome spin on the first, very well done

Your efforts will not have been in vein! A 5 for this masterpiece.

gee, how original