I think "In United States you drive the car" is the best part.

I wish I had a real cut out mask of Robert Goulet

Thats such a good idea, now I'm going to have to try it myself.

At first I was offened by your comment on my page, but then I looked at yours and realize what little authority you have to tell anyone have bad their ytmnds are. Maybe I would begin to think about letting my mind decide weather or not to consider your opinions if any of your pages got a rating of more than 2. I advise you to set up subliminal tapes playing constently around your house that repeat the message "Other people make better ytmnds than I do, there is nothing wrong with that, My penis is normal"

I give this page an F too.

Check out your sh*tty rating f*g.