What?? Whats the big deal.. its not even a real hammer or nail or hair or banging or knob. You lied you're a liar you LIE!!!! You're lucky i love cake that is properly baked. It may have just saved your life.
Don't be spreading your evil science and facts and skeletal reconstructions of the past. Everyone knows that these old bones were made by satan in order for you to stay home on sundays watching the discovery channel instead of mindlessly worshipping old scifi books and their respective heroes.
This sh*t should have taken 10minutes to do... but since you took forever you should have had enough sense to edit the shadows/cars so that it doesnt look like you're slower than a speeding snail.
IS that f*cking real??? Looks like some crazy alien hybrid genome project that hasent quite been perfected. Also, i dont think that guy can actually move his arms. Someone grill him and feed Africa.
Perhaps i overestimated your peanut sized brain... God is just a theory, Jesus is just a theory (even IF a man existed fitting his mythical powers). I will leave you with a quote "any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" Arthur C. Clarke, That means even if you seemingly possessed the powers of GOD, it wouldnt be enough to convince me you werent just using advanced technology. Im sure it would be easy for us to impress a caveman with our Plasma tvs. Same with you and god.
Incase you didnt get the stargate reference, its deeply rooted in science. Laws as well as theories. Now since you clearly cant grasp complex analogies, let me make it easy, translate a text from a bunch of dead languages, rewrite it for thousands of years, then translate it over and over and edit it again and again and again... and you'll have sh*t yourself out a bible. Filled with whatever basis in science you want.. The stargate is real.. and the show is a documentary. Jesus was destroyed by the Ori.
I'd hate to break it to you but YES indeed this is LEGAL proof, its called a proponderance of evidence. It proves beyond all reasonable doubt that this was simply a fabrication, correction, a cheap immitation of the same sh*t people have always made up. The only difference is your Hero is named jesus in this very unoriginal version of the same story. You want to believe your fairy tales thats fine, but dont pretend you werent sold a stroy. WatchStargate, its much more entertaining and has a better storyline
the ONLY thing jesus has going for him, is great advertising. Pretend just for a split second to be a rational OPENMINDED person.. if NOBODY believed in god and there wouldnt be millions of preachers and you just stumbled upon the bible in a book store, would you honestly believe it? Believing in the Bible itself is dumber than believing in Jesus, believing in Jesus is dumber than believing in God, Believing in God is dumber than observing the world around you and try to understand it through Science.
have their OS crash, are f*cking morons who dont know jack sh*t. They allow their hdds to become insanely fragmented, probably have a billion trojans/adware installed from porn/"crack" sites where they just idiotically hit yes every time their prompted for an install, don't use any sort of firewall not even something as basic as running firefox, and never install windows updates. Im sure not every mac user is a complete moron... just an overwhelming majority.. but i suppose that goes for everything.
Without ANY bias, you have to be a f*cking fool to think these commercials dont do more harm than good. But i suppose when you have laughable sales numbers theres no place to go but up. and YES mac users, you are the emo/goth's of the computer world.. the whole "im different.. I dont care about what anyone says, im me blah blah blah, i can wear tight pants and you shouldnt call me gay for my fruity collored nails." is as overplayed as it is unoriginal. MOST pc users ESPECIALLY the ones who regularly..
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