I enjoyed the crescendos coinciding with dramatic, illustrative figures in the presentation (e.g. the comments on Max's news, the downvoter's userpage).
A moral dilemma that will have the philosophers debating for centuries. I think Immanuel Kant would have favored the breasts of mercy as the most desirable outcome. I would concur.
"And, lo, from the heavens, the Angel robed in white descended to bestow upon the good people his manna, the color of burning gold. And in each crispy morsel were the herbs and spices, they numbered eleven, and were only know to the Angel and Heaven. And, yea, it was good."
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Also FreddieMacks™.