Heywood12's recent comments:

September 11th, 2025
Truly tasteless
September 11th, 2025
Breaking musical ranks.
September 11th, 2025
So 2013 it hurts.....
September 11th, 2025
On on the site ?Jake has NO class
A private joke.....
September 9th, 2025
On on the site ?Vampire Jesus lol
This needed to be made.
September 9th, 2025
"Star Trek IV" meets Monty Python.
September 4th, 2025
Louise take it all back in town
Ain't it a shame
You're too old to get around
But everybody knows you used to dance to "Hoochie koo"
Just can't shake it like you used to do
Louise
Louise you used to work so hard
No one could compare
Always used to build a house
They came from everywhere
Men would scream
The ladies faint
The childrens weren't allowed
No one on another build could ever draw a crowd
That was a long time ago
How you keep it up I just don't know
Louise take it all back in town
Ain't it a shame
You're too old to get around
But everybody knows you used to dance to "Hoochie Koo"
Just can't shake it like you used to do
Louise, Louise
Younger girls keep coming up anxious for a chance
They bulb in to college, got degrees in modern dance
Things keep getting rougher know
Where there once was slip
Older teens are getting tired
Tassels just don't stick
That was a long time ago
How you keep it up I just don't know
Louise take it all back in town
Ain't it a shame
You're too old to get around
But everybody knows you used to dance to "Hoochie Koo"
Just can't shake it like you used to do
Louise, Louise
Louise, ooh
It's so very hard
Every day snips away
Away, away

Doug Yule as the Velvet Underground, "Louise" (1973)
September 4th, 2025
On on the site ?way to be
Loud enough to make me type....I farted.
August 31st, 2025
On on the site ?(nsfw) Budd Dwyer
Earrape and an "after" photo.

Barf.
August 31st, 2025
It's a Russian accent, you dink!
August 31st, 2025
I farted.
August 31st, 2025
On on the site ?Scarlett emo faggot
Voice is Charles Manson sometime in the 1980s or 1990s.
August 31st, 2025
L.A.'s fine, the sun shines most the time
And the feeling is "lay back"
Palm trees grow and rents are low
But you know I keep thinkin' about
Making my way back
Well I'm New York City born and raised
But nowadays
I'm lost between two shores
L.A.'s fine, but it ain't home
New York's home
But it ain't mine no more
"I am"... I said
To no one there
And no one heard at all
Not even the chair
"I am"... I cried
"I am"... said I
And I am lost and I can't
Even say why
Leavin' me lonely still
Did you ever read about a frog
Who dreamed of bein' a king
And then became one
Well except for the names
And a few other changes
If you talk about me
The story is the same one
But I got an emptiness deep inside
And I've tried
But it won't let me go
And I'm not a man who likes to swear
But I never cared
For the sound of being alone
"I am"... I said
To no one there
And no one heard at all
Not even the chair
"I am"... I cried
"I am"... said I
And I am lost and I can't
Even say why
"I am"... I said
"I am"... I cried
"I am"
August 31st, 2025
On on the site ?Fo'Shizzle
Audio: Aqua - "Lollipop" (Candyman)

The horribly 1999 video for the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5JTdayfCT4
August 31st, 2025
Translation of description:

my pizzeria where my father shits in your pizzas come in large numbers I'm dz (loucas ichiza give me back my cap please big guy)

Translation of floating text on actual site: come eat our pizza to finance a Gucci strawberry wallah cap for me
August 31st, 2025
Audio: Quincy Jones, "Ironside" from the album "Smackwater Jack" (1967).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdXoDwGQT78
August 18th, 2025
On on the site ?(nsfw) THIS IS ROBOTS!
(0)
So we are stuck in 2015?
July 21st, 2025
On on the site ?The Final Fear
Fake cellphone app.
July 21st, 2025
On on the site ?Creepy Puppets
Gerry Anderson's "Thunderbirds" or one of his other 1960s puppet shows.
July 21st, 2025
Only upvoted for the use of "The Lonely Man" theme from the Bill Bixby "Incredible Hulk" show (1977-82).
July 16th, 2025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-FxmoVM7X4 <== Electric Six's weirdest music video, "Danger! High Voltage!" from 2003.
July 16th, 2025
Hair in full recession.
July 16th, 2025
(Should be a comma, not a period in the middle of the sentence.)
July 16th, 2025
On on the site ?MY freind the Nazi
(0)
Who the hell is Rickie. and why did he deserve this?
July 10th, 2025
I just farted.

I just farted.

I just farted.

I just farted.

I just farted.
July 10th, 2025
On on the site ?What is this thing?
I farted.
July 10th, 2025
On on the site ?CYPRUS.YTMND.COM
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Are these "domain grab" sites going to be sold to the subjects they are about?
July 6th, 2025
The song is "Roundabout" by Yes from their album "Fragile" (1972).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPCLFtxpadE