HateWeiner thinks you should pull the carrot out of your ass. HateWeiner thinks that fearcondom did a way better job than fourest, and didn't horribly mangle the monologue in the process of making the site.
HateWeiner loves the fuck out of this. HateWeiner thinks all children should be started out in school like this, and then there would be less little holy terror junior douchebags running around on HateWeiner's planet.
HateWeiner is wondering why those stupid fucking kids continue to roast marshmallows while that man is obviously having a heart attack. HateWeiner also thinks that the sound choice could be better.
HateWeiner was hoping Vader would Force-choke Michael Moore until his head exploded. But, HateWeiner feels that using the Force to cheat at bowling is sufficiently humorous.
Stay out of HateWeiners head. HateWeiner was just going to make this, but with the scene from Dumb and Dumber. Now, HateWeiner has nothing to do. Regardless, HateWeiner will give you vote.
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