Nice transition, I guess as long as you try and say what I say, you can give the illusion of cool. In any event, I wouldn't have any STDs yet because I haven't me you guys for that horizontal square dance you tried to sell me; and your mothers have already been tested. On the bright side, you recognized me as an actual separate user, thanks.
You would need a guy in the room when you are with a woman. No, I mean that's cool and all, "Homies over hoe's,"... I just prefer the awesome type of gang bang. You may have heard of the one where I'm the only guy and because you hamster smugglers are out servicing my mother, all your moms are free to fight over my nuts. Ender, your mother is slightly weaker than the other moms so I always have make sure she gets some or she will go hungry.
Well, at least he thinks I'm "all hard." Apparently, you are just attempting MT. Step your "all hard" game up. Whats cute is he used the phrase, "You lose, good day sir," (which is totally rad). You know who else said you lose good day sir? Bob-the-Builder. Now either you two spent a lot of time cuddling late at night, staying up to talk about the future, or you are his alt. Caught you with Sean Connery, since we are sticking to fad buzz phrases.
I don't what the fascination is with pretending I'm MT's alt but whatever gets your c*nts wet. If I could prove it to you, I'd love to. Knowing you guys you would suggest "meeting somewhere" and I don't want to be in an HIV heavy environment with a bunch of angry queers.
I don't know how you found out I was Jesus, but lets just stick to GroundControl. As for your second point, you just said I was Jesus, how can I be... Wait, this makes sense! MT, you must be God then! Hmm... Well then buddy, according to you, I run the world. So, posting often isn't a chore at all! Seriously though, I am my own entity. Just like you are a rednecked tit-taxi buttslug, I wouldn't take that from you.
lol lets all get on the HO TRAIN! Seriously do you all have each other's numbers and get together to have meetings on who you are going to flame next? Or do you guys just randomly pair up, like at bars?
Losing? Kinda like how the Allies lost WWII... I propose to you this logical question, try not to avoid it by moving on to a different subject. MT and I created a site to make people laugh. Some people pointed out the same concept had been tried earlier. We didn't care so they began throwing their feces about. Then you show up, created on 3/16/08, with no sites, no invitation and no reason to be here unless you are an alt. And you claim we have no life? OK. By the way, I do more than just sound smarter.
Contestant #2, come on down! Let's start with judgment on clerical organization, how is it a fault that I split up posts with brackets, no no, please explain. While you are doing that, let me relate to you how interesting it is the everyone here wants so desperately to share insight on themselves in some sad attempt to find existentialism. i.e. "i just enjoy pointing out people's faults. kind of a habit, i guess." While you are cleaning the Cheeto stains off your favorite fold, remember, you're somebody!
Good observation, I used them to make his points more discernible while reading so it wasn't a cluster f*ck. Did you honestly get a little hard on thinking you taught me something about English? For f*ck's sake people please get off my c*ck.
...have some hierarchy of ranks and rules you wish to impose upon us than you can keep them for yourself. As long as I'm happy with my work, I don't really give two sh*ts about you. And please stop PMing me, it's creepy.
Clearly he provides proof to why we are unintelligent and vile individuals. Thanks for freaking out over a .gif with music you sticky-eyed jizz hog. While you may be a featured user, you can't suppress new talent just because you don't like the individuals who made it. This sites core idea of Barack being coupled with the featured music has been done before; but we clearly improved upon an idea and made some people laugh on the way, which is all we are about at this time. If you...
LOL Let's recount the intelligent points Bob the Builder (the featured user as he calls himself in PMs): [you think easy is digging up a coffin] [a f*ggot] [THE FACT THAT YOU ARE A BIG F*G] [two gayest people in the world] [your twos flacid, unused dicks] [and tiny dick wielding.] [due to douche-iness] [thats correct, GRAMMATICAL ERRORS....srsly] [im setting my other stuff aside and coming after your guys little two person rag tag *ss club....im officially done, because there is no more i can say to f*gs]
You know what he PMed with man? "...in your f*ggy pm to me, you act all mature, and say you expect the same level of maturity from me - then in the comments page of that copied ytmnd, you continually say 'your mom jokes', which are universally known to be the most immature joke you can say..." Yet he fails to realize that he prompted my little comment by calling me gay. I guess that's the most mature joke.
Did he just say he wins? Here is what I think occurred in his hampster wheel of a brain: I R teh mastar of teh internets! GaSP! introders! Attak!! OH KNO tey are strongers then mees. I insalt they're tipe. GAY HOMO *SS CLOWNINESS OF MAKER WORD FACTORIES, tey reely are teh mastars! I SAY I WIN SO TEY FEAL LIKE LOOSERS! HAH SUPEARIOR! You're f*cking dumb.
...I would be honored to be your sworn enemy. Please stop being absolutly ignorant in everything you say though... I mean you are basically in the "Grammar Police Mobile" and you're running on broken, home schooled, English. Oh that's right you couldn't have been home schooled because of how your m.., well you know...
Bob, my main man mayonnaise. There is a saying that goes, if you have to explain it, it wasn't funny, chew that over. You know what makes us smart? Grammar, the lost art of punctuation, and sentences that are actually followable the first go 'round. Judging by the way you focus on sultry insults towards my penis (which I don't blame you for being interested in) you must have some unconscious demons. I don't believe you have the fortitude to contend with my superior command of all forms of communication...
Overall my favorite part was the additional pointing out of the vote change, like you matter in the world. My second favorite were the gems, "alon" and "seam." Maybe poker just ain't your game, I know lets have a spelling contest. And last but not least, was your thesaurus.com attempt at bolstering your own vocabulary by using the term commodious. For the kids playing at home, the term commodious, when applied to written word, means adequate or suitable. Look up your insults to make sure they are insulting.
Do I smell a douche? Yes, it's just your mother getting ready for me. In lighter news, I challenge you to insult me, honestly I'm that f*cking [insulting adjective] that I guarantee that by the end of your whining you will be on your knees fighting over my dong with your mother. Oh, here she is, gotta go.
I don't know how to account for your jealousy or whatever it is you are feeling but there must be a deep rooted reason behind it. Normal, casual viewers take this site for what it is and appreciate the joke and workmanship. If you would like to discredit either of us on those parameters, id be open to criticisms so that we may improve. Instead, all you provide is angry little attempts to stab at us. At least make them good.
"I find it hard to believe that you could a lot different in real life" -fail
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