In the chaotic world of internet memes, Max Silverberg, a greedy jewish landlord turned web admin, runs "You're The Dog Now Man" (YTDNM.com), a meme creation site once beloved for its quirky community. Max, a 40-year-old with a penchant for gaudy suits and profiteering, sees YTDNM as his cash cow. The site’s star is Moon Head, a fictional character with a glowing lunar noggin, whose absurd, joyful memes—think Moon Head surfing on comets or juggling stars—spark endless laughter. Users adore crafting these wholesome creations, flooding the site with lunar love.But Max, obsessed with monetization, despises Moon Head’s non-commercial vibe. He bans top creators, deleting their accounts to push ad-heavy, low-effort memes that rake in clicks. Quality users, fed up with his greed, abandon YTDNM for rival sites like MemeLad and Gigglesphere, where Moon Head thrives. Max’s site withers, a digital ghost town, proving even a moon’s glow can’t outshine a community’s spirit.
In the chaotic world of internet memes, Max Silverberg, a greedy landlord turned web admin, runs "You're The Dog Now Man" (YTDNM.com), a meme creation site once beloved for its quirky community. Max, a 40-year-old with a penchant for gaudy suits and profiteering, sees YTDNM as his cash cow. The site’s star is Moon Head, a fictional character with a glowing lunar noggin, whose absurd, joyful memes—think Moon Head surfing on comets or juggling stars—spark endless laughter. Users adore crafting these wholesome creations, flooding the site with lunar love.But Max, obsessed with monetization, despises Moon Head’s non-commercial vibe. He bans top creators, deleting their accounts to push ad-heavy, low-effort memes that rake in clicks. Quality users, fed up with his greed, abandon YTDNM for rival sites like MemeLad and Gigglesphere, where Moon Head thrives. Max’s site withers, a digital ghost town, proving even a moon’s glow can’t outshine a community’s spirit.
A Morning in Tambov: The Radio Haven of Ivan PetrovIn the quiet city of Tambov, Russia, at precisely 8:00 AM, Ivan Petrov sits in his modest apartment, the aroma of black tea mingling with the faint scent of old books. The year is 2025, and the morning sun filters through a cracked window, casting slanted rays across his cluttered kitchen table. Ivan, a 52-year-old retired mechanic with a grizzled beard and a penchant for routine, tunes his ancient Soviet-era radio to Radio Rossii,its static hum a comforting ritual. The radio, a bulky relic with faded dials, crackles to life, filling the room with the day’s news, a blend of local weathercrisp at 5°Cand distant global murmurs.Ivan’s mornings are sacred, a time when Tambov feels like the center of the world. The radio’s voice, a soothing baritone, recounts regional harvests and Moscow politics, but Ivan listens for the interludes: folk songs from the Volga, or a rare broadcast of Tchaikovsky that makes his heart ache for youth. His apartment, adorned with faded floral wallpaper, holds relics of his life—tools from his factory days, a photo of his late wife, Marina. The radio is his tether to the present, a bridge to a Russia both familiar and ever-changing.Today, a story about Tambov’s apple festival catches his ear. He chuckles, imagining the market square bustling with vendors, a scene he’ll visit later. The radio shifts to a call-in show, where a woman from Voronezh laments rising bread prices. Ivan nods, sipping his tea, feeling the pulse of a nation through these voices. He doesn’t own a smartphone—too complicated, he say but this radio, repaired countless times with his own hands, is enough. It’s his window to the world, from Tambov’s snowy winters to tales of cosmonauts.As the clock nears 8:30, a song by Vladimir Vysotsky plays, its gritty lyrics stirring Ivan’s soul. He hums along, tapping a scarred finger on the table, lost in memories of factory nights and Marina’s laughter.
The Wireframe from Super Smash Bros. Melee: Icons of Digital FodderIn the annals of video game history, few elements embody the raw, unpolished charm of early 3D gaming quite like the Fighting Wire Frames from Super Smash Bros. Melee. Released in 2001 for the Nintendo GameCube, Melee revolutionized the fighting genre with its chaotic, accessible brawling mechanics, drawing characters from Nintendo's vast universe into frenzied battles. Amidst this spectacle, the Wire Frames emerge as enigmatic antagonists in single-player modes, serving as both a nod to development practices and a test of player endurance. These skeletal, pink-lined humanoids are not playable fighters but essential fodder in modes like Adventure and Multi-Man Melee, representing the game's wireframe models—basic polygonal skeletons used in 3D animation to map character movements before texturing.Visually, the Wire Frames are a stark departure from Melee's vibrant cast. Composed of glowing pink lines forming a humanoid silhouette, they evoke the eerie minimalism of early computer graphics. Their "faces" bear the Super Smash Bros. logo, a circular emblem with an off-center cross, while a pulsating red heart pulses in their chests, hinting at a bizarre, artificial life force. Male and female variants exist, with the former modeled after the speedy racer Captain Falcon—borrowing his punches, kicks, and Falcon Knee—and the latter after the ethereal Zelda, utilizing her phantom slashes and lightning kicks (sans electricity). This dimorphism adds subtle variety: males exhibit aggressive homing behavior, charging relentlessly, while females play more passively, circling before striking. Both lack special moves (B-button attacks), rendering recoveries impossible, but low gravity in their arenas compensates, allowing high jumps to simulate flight.The Wire Frames' primary role is in training and challenge modes.
In 2015 this website was like a public bathroom which we made nasty and and undesirable as possible with non stop spam sites and Suzanne's many identities. Locke5 k0mputer and Vtech were the opposition, Locke5 begging to stay for nostalgia but Suzanne, you and I drove him the fuck out. It was constant, Goatse, Krab ear rape, Gerontophilia memes, Moon Man's racism, anime girls, chicks with dicks and blood and guts gore posting.
But in the end max ultimately showed that he could keep us off the website by spending more time in early 2016 cracking down real hard on me (deleting me every week, even with TOR) and in early 2016 I conceded. It was the offline site maker that gave me hope them but now I'm just moved on.
Though keep in mind I didn't mention luan adventure (2017) and the huge blast that was neoytmnd.com (2018)
Still the memories from 2015 were my favorite. We really were total dominators of this website from august to december 2015 with full unchecked power tripping. I hope someone like [user whang:profile] could document this era of YTMND's lost history.
i'm working on a site but i'm not really motivated. i don't want to use AI rather open source software I'm versed in like GIMP and Kdenlive to make it, but hell I need to use moon man's TTS voice in wine/virtual box since there really is no free software alternative to that.
max is only allowed to watch sissy hypno porn and listen to sissy hypno music nothing else. he spends his days collecting funko pops and playing nintendo switch too.
sup dawg. I'm a BBC overlord and max goldberg the "owner" of htis website is my submissive bitch, her sole existence is to please this big black cock of mine. she's been locked away in her cage watching sissy hypno porn (the only media she is allowed to watch), everything else is forbidden; news, sitcoms, her entire world is based on serving big nigger cocks.
Max is trans her pronouns are she/her and every hole of Goldberg has been violated by nigger overlords who are now claiming YTMND.
i am running scripts to download ancient ytmnd assets and i reverse image searched the asset to find this site.
Thank you pichu for wrting this awesome code to download YTMND assets
[code]#!/bin/bash export OPENSSL_CONF=/etc/ssl/
read -p "start at what asset number " -e CHECKSTART read -p "end at what asset number " -e CHECKEND
# subtracts the end from the start to see how times it loops count=$(expr $CHECKEND - $CHECKSTART) # bellow adds +1 to the number to make sure it loops full number, like grabbing 120 instead of stopping the loop at 120 count=$(expr $count + 1)
for i in $(seq $count) do echo $CHECKSTART url="https://ytmnd.com/assets/$CHECKSTART" wget --no-check-certificate --header="Accept: text/html" --user-agent="Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10.8; rv:21.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/21.0" $url -O site downloadurl=$(grep -oP '(?<=<div class="asset_value"><a href=").*?(?=" id="asset_url" title=")' site) #takes the basename from the url for using curl to save file filename=$(basename $downloadurl) curl "$downloadurl" -o $filename # adds number to the asset number as it goes threw the loop CHECKSTART=$(expr $CHECKSTART + 1) # deletes the downloaded site profile as it goes threw a cycle of them rm site # random number to pause between 1 and 20 seconds pause=$((1 + RANDOM % 3)) echo $pause sleep $pause done[/code]
The shock images I posted have a historical origin on YTMND from now banned user Suzanne being the first to post memes about Leonard Cohen and Suzanne Sommers being addicted to goatse. This person "suzanne" started the memes and it was liked by both Nickelodeon and me in their prime time. I was in such awe by their shitposting that I return years later to mimic it. It had nothing to do with pissing off Nickelodeon I was just trying to laugh at Suzanne's aesthetic of goatse, eurobeat, leonard cohen all fused together. It always cracks me up.
Offtopic from that I have a full collection of every YTMND meme site I have ever made offline and easily viewable, probably close to a 1000. https://i.imgur.com/BAFbrpw.png
its 12 gigs in total I think.
The point I'm trying to stress is Pichu's offline open source site creator/downloader is the reason I no longer come here. If not for t hat I would be desperately fighting to stay here and ass kiss max. I don't care about this website anymore, I evolved beyond it. Take care Raziya and Nick I have no reason to be upset with you. Nickelodeon will have this website all to himself and he is also welcome to try the site creator.
Site URLs are added like
file:///home/username/Pictures/myimage.gif file:///home/username/Audio/mysong.mp3 and then the page is saved as html
GoatseAddict's recent comments:
I was YTMND's 2012 lolcow getting brainwashed by far right doctrines, but this guy is a new nutcase case
But in the end max ultimately showed that he could keep us off the website by spending more time in early 2016 cracking down real hard on me (deleting me every week, even with TOR) and in early 2016 I conceded. It was the offline site maker that gave me hope them but now I'm just moved on.
Though keep in mind I didn't mention luan adventure (2017) and the huge blast that was neoytmnd.com (2018)
Still the memories from 2015 were my favorite. We really were total dominators of this website from august to december 2015 with full unchecked power tripping. I hope someone like [user whang:profile] could document this era of YTMND's lost history.
she's been gone since late 2013 I believe.
SUCH A GOOD SITE!
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Max is trans her pronouns are she/her and every hole of Goldberg has been violated by nigger overlords who are now claiming YTMND.
max-goldbergs_boypussy
In other words I've been evolving on my own path since 2016-2018 but you've been here all this time
Featured user destroys the Samurai
Santabot vs the Goldberg nation!
Such a good song!
The Suzanne movement for free entertainment activism!!!!!!!!!!
We were kings of the world and this will live forever in our hearts.
such a good song!!!
Thank you pichu for wrting this awesome code to download YTMND assets
[code]#!/bin/bash
export OPENSSL_CONF=/etc/ssl/
read -p "start at what asset number " -e CHECKSTART
read -p "end at what asset number " -e CHECKEND
# subtracts the end from the start to see how times it loops
count=$(expr $CHECKEND - $CHECKSTART)
# bellow adds +1 to the number to make sure it loops full number, like grabbing 120 instead of stopping the loop at 120
count=$(expr $count + 1)
for i in $(seq $count)
do
echo $CHECKSTART
url="https://ytmnd.com/assets/$CHECKSTART"
wget --no-check-certificate --header="Accept: text/html" --user-agent="Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10.8; rv:21.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/21.0" $url -O site
downloadurl=$(grep -oP '(?<=<div class="asset_value"><a href=").*?(?=" id="asset_url" title=")' site)
#takes the basename from the url for using curl to save file
filename=$(basename $downloadurl)
curl "$downloadurl" -o $filename
# adds number to the asset number as it goes threw the loop
CHECKSTART=$(expr $CHECKSTART + 1)
# deletes the downloaded site profile as it goes threw a cycle of them
rm site
# random number to pause between 1 and 20 seconds
pause=$((1 + RANDOM % 3))
echo $pause
sleep $pause
done[/code]
Offtopic from that I have a full collection of every YTMND meme site I have ever made offline and easily viewable, probably close to a 1000.
https://i.imgur.com/BAFbrpw.png
its 12 gigs in total I think.
The point I'm trying to stress is Pichu's offline open source site creator/downloader is the reason I no longer come here. If not for t hat I would be desperately fighting to stay here and ass kiss max. I don't care about this website anymore, I evolved beyond it. Take care Raziya and Nick I have no reason to be upset with you. Nickelodeon will have this website all to himself and he is also welcome to try the site creator.
Site URLs are added like
file:///home/username/Pictures/myimage.gif
file:///home/username/Audio/mysong.mp3
and then the page is saved as html