GoatseAddict's recent comments:

August 20th, 2025
On on the site ?(nsfw) Mcnutt
GOOD SITE
August 17th, 2025
dfaq, I had the extremely low hope that she came back to ytmnd due to seeing your comment response.

she's been gone since late 2013 I believe.
August 17th, 2025
i laughed uncontrollably when he said "you're the man now dog"
August 17th, 2025
happiness for max goldberg is sissy hynpo
August 17th, 2025
On on the site ?subculture ponies
i'm working on a site but i'm not really motivated. i don't want to use AI rather open source software I'm versed in like GIMP and Kdenlive to make it, but hell I need to use moon man's TTS voice in wine/virtual box since there really is no free software alternative to that.
August 17th, 2025
this is ultra tame compared to horror themed AI slop of today but I remember back in 2007 or early 2008 when I thought this was shocking
August 17th, 2025
On on the site ?CWC stays straight
GNAA REPRESENTING 2009.
SUCH A GOOD SITE!
August 17th, 2025
On on the site ?Chris-chan powers up
[code]nigger[/code]
August 17th, 2025
On on the site ?(nsfw) Jarsquatter
based
August 17th, 2025
On on the site ?SISSY DEW
max is only allowed to watch sissy hypno porn and listen to sissy hypno music nothing else. he spends his days collecting funko pops and playing nintendo switch too.
August 13th, 2025
[user deadnigger:01010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010
1010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010
1010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101]
August 13th, 2025
sup dawg. I'm a BBC overlord and max goldberg the "owner" of htis website is my submissive bitch, her sole existence is to please this big black cock of mine. she's been locked away in her cage watching sissy hypno porn (the only media she is allowed to watch), everything else is forbidden; news, sitcoms, her entire world is based on serving big nigger cocks.

Max is trans her pronouns are she/her and every hole of Goldberg has been violated by nigger overlords who are now claiming YTMND.
August 13th, 2025
https://www.extremegaypornlovers.com/videos/nigger-overlords-dominate-
max-goldbergs_boypussy
August 8th, 2025
i remember using google earth a lot in late 2006- early 2007 and it brings back nostalgic memories
August 6th, 2025
its funny how you actually stayed the same since 2012 while redblade and I went down different paths.

In other words I've been evolving on my own path since 2016-2018 but you've been here all this time
August 6th, 2025
On on the site ?ytmnd memories
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Red Blade blade fights Locke5
Featured user destroys the Samurai
Santabot vs the Goldberg nation!

Such a good song!

The Suzanne movement for free entertainment activism!!!!!!!!!!

We were kings of the world and this will live forever in our hearts.

such a good song!!!
January 26th, 2025
On on the site ?Do you member?
tomorrow pichu is going to resetup the heliohost and we can post sites there.
January 26th, 2025
I didn't even know you liked Future Funk, I have a huge colleciton of it.
January 25th, 2025
On on the site ?(nsfw) Anime
i am running scripts to download ancient ytmnd assets and i reverse image searched the asset to find this site.

Thank you pichu for wrting this awesome code to download YTMND assets

[code]#!/bin/bash
export OPENSSL_CONF=/etc/ssl/

read -p "start at what asset number " -e CHECKSTART
read -p "end at what asset number " -e CHECKEND

# subtracts the end from the start to see how times it loops
count=$(expr $CHECKEND - $CHECKSTART)
# bellow adds +1 to the number to make sure it loops full number, like grabbing 120 instead of stopping the loop at 120
count=$(expr $count + 1)

for i in $(seq $count)
do
echo $CHECKSTART
url="https://ytmnd.com/assets/$CHECKSTART"
wget --no-check-certificate --header="Accept: text/html" --user-agent="Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10.8; rv:21.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/21.0" $url -O site
downloadurl=$(grep -oP '(?<=<div class="asset_value"><a href=").*?(?=" id="asset_url" title=")' site)
#takes the basename from the url for using curl to save file
filename=$(basename $downloadurl)
curl "$downloadurl" -o $filename
# adds number to the asset number as it goes threw the loop
CHECKSTART=$(expr $CHECKSTART + 1)
# deletes the downloaded site profile as it goes threw a cycle of them
rm site
# random number to pause between 1 and 20 seconds
pause=$((1 + RANDOM % 3))
echo $pause
sleep $pause
done[/code]
January 23rd, 2025
i haven't used it actively since 2020. I may make one site per year since 2020.
January 23rd, 2025
The shock images I posted have a historical origin on YTMND from now banned user Suzanne being the first to post memes about Leonard Cohen and Suzanne Sommers being addicted to goatse. This person "suzanne" started the memes and it was liked by both Nickelodeon and me in their prime time. I was in such awe by their shitposting that I return years later to mimic it. It had nothing to do with pissing off Nickelodeon I was just trying to laugh at Suzanne's aesthetic of goatse, eurobeat, leonard cohen all fused together. It always cracks me up.

Offtopic from that I have a full collection of every YTMND meme site I have ever made offline and easily viewable, probably close to a 1000.
https://i.imgur.com/BAFbrpw.png

its 12 gigs in total I think.

The point I'm trying to stress is Pichu's offline open source site creator/downloader is the reason I no longer come here. If not for t hat I would be desperately fighting to stay here and ass kiss max. I don't care about this website anymore, I evolved beyond it. Take care Raziya and Nick I have no reason to be upset with you. Nickelodeon will have this website all to himself and he is also welcome to try the site creator.

Site URLs are added like

file:///home/username/Pictures/myimage.gif
file:///home/username/Audio/mysong.mp3
and then the page is saved as html
January 23rd, 2025
The funny thing is a few minutes ago I literally was going to leave/lay low and give Nickelodeon his space because I'm not really interested in this site myself and I was thinking along the aligns of "I don't want to harm Nickelodeon's mental health and I don't care if max deletes my account", but then I see a rude ass site on the front page that triggered me. so i instantly commented "if i go you go with me" to provoke lurg with something that has happened before.

Anyhow ytmnd is a public website not your own backward, you can't control it the way you want to Nickelodeon. I learned that lesson in 2018 with the offline site maker liberating me. All the drama I had with Nickelodeon and max was over six fucking years ago, I don't care anymore. Six years ago I hated Nickelodeon, now I don't give a fuck about this person. I don't view them positive or negative, just neutral.

so yeah... I'm going to do the mature thing and leave. If it were 2018 I would have lashed out at Nickelodeon with alts, but since I'm older I don't see the point of those things. So .. Good bye and remember the offline site maker is superior. Enjoy YTMND.com all for yourself Nickelodeon and try not to make provocative sites/remarks at others as it might backfire with someone else.

goodbye
January 23rd, 2025
here's what I don't understand we both like Nicktoons, we both like goatse and lemon party but for some reason you hate me arbitrarily for old moon man shit that I no longer do.


If you wanted me to leave (which I agreed to) you alone you shhouldn't have made this site to provoke me.
January 23rd, 2025
if i go you go with me.
January 23rd, 2025
On on the site ?Gangsta SpongeBob
This may have been the first ytmnd I ever saw back in 2006-2007. Possibly even early as 2005
January 23rd, 2025
I got in trouble for pulling up this webpage on the school computer back in late 2007 early 2008


my friends and i laughed as we pulled this up.
January 23rd, 2025
is a goatse addict.

I want everyone to watch this site carefully as it has so much beauty in it.
January 23rd, 2025
i don't care if you hate me from the past. you are a legend for posting this stuff back in the day.
January 23rd, 2025
I wish we could bury the hatchet and spam this together.
January 23rd, 2025
Leonard Cohen accepts your offer but you need to vote higher.