It's very discouraging how little so many of the posters understand about government. They continually complain how corrupt the government is, then think the answer to this is /more government/, as if making it bigger is going to cure social problems. They think allowing for a freer, fairer market to provide for various services instead of having a large, wasteful central government equates to selfishness and hatred to those people a small minority of the people the forcibly taken money would have gone to.

"Has nobody ever seen Jurassic Park? All you have to do is listen to the guy talk to figure out whats gonna happen. Still good though. -1 for n00bs who don't pay attention" - Friend, it's been a very long time since many of us have seen Jurassic Park. The movie came out in 1993. It is now 2007. Yes, I realized what was going on... AFTER IT WAS TOO LATE!

You know.. Joel Godard is always hillariously funny on Conan. The expression of Joel in this just lends itself perfectly to this application and it kinda fits with the kind of stuff they might do with Joel in the show, because he's portrayed as one creepy character. I was going to give you a 4... THEN HE POPPED OUT AT ME! WHOA!

I have to say that the star wars edit version presented in the comments is MUCH dorkier than the original.

Please do us a favor and never attempt to be creative ever again.