He died because I was biting the sh*t out of his lower intestines that he sh*ted them out and I f*ckin smashed his stomach that his eyeballs shot out and killed a gay-rights flyer, and than I put his corspe back together. He may look normal in this picture, because I am a professional at putting gay long necks back together, but he is on a boat covered in gasoline and will throw the fire on him and he will burn into the pacific ocean while seagulls later eat his burnt organs and sh*t on him.
dear master, i know i am from the land of zoppa, but i was also accepted in the sharptooth society back in 96. I like to kill the other long necks with sharptooth pride, for they are helpers too. sincerely, prehistoric dinosaur.
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