I'll tell you how I saved the Grant from a giant spiderbot SH*T, SH*TTY MOVIE

Doe, a deer, a female deer/ Ray, a drop of golden sun/ Me, a name I call myself/ Far, a long, long way to run/ Sew, a needle pulling thread/ La, a note to follow Sew/ Tea, a drink with jam and bread/ That will bring us back to Do (oh-oh-oh)/

Doe, a deer, a female deer/ Ray, a drop of golden sun/ Me, a name I call myself/ Far, a long, long way to run/ Sew, a needle pulling thread/ La, a note to follow Sew/ Tea, a drink with jam and bread/ That will bring us back to Do (oh-oh-oh)/

Let's start at the very beginning/ A very good place to start/ When you read you begin with A-B-C/ When you sing you begin with do-re-mi/

Let's start at the very beginning A very good place to start When you read you begin with A-B-C When you sing you begin with do-re-mi

And now, a song!

Better start swimming then

GODDAMN IT KEATON... I... UM... hey this is actually pretty good.

Honk if you're f*cking PACARD

GODDAMNIT WHY IS THIS ON THE FRONT PAGE, KEATON YOU'RE ABUSING YOUR PRIVILEGES AS A FEATURED USER, THIS IS A TOTAL PILE OF CRAP AAARRRRGGHHH. BTW I AM DEFINITELY NOT LIVING IN MY MOM'S BASEMENT RIGHT NOW OR ANYTHING.