Left One: Me and my good pal Cthulu were going for our twilight walk, like we do and every thursday, when out of no where this rabid poisonous squirrel latched onto his face and bit him! My dear friend was in dire trouble! I took him to my neighbor, who just happened to a OBGYN, and he prescribed Tuscan Whole Milk! After a week of waiting on shipment and my best friend suffering from Chlamydia and leprosy, and small injection of this holy moo juice into the rectal cavity cure him instantly!! He's even....
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