You ever seen a UFO in these parts? You ever experienced a period of "missing time?" You ever had the suspicion you've been abducted by aliens? Have you ever found a metal implant in your body? Have you checked everywhere?
(P.S., check out my Mulder sites!)
Makes me kind of sad, but I like it. Also, Watterson probably wouldn't approve, but I think he's all reclusive right now and probably doesn't visit the Internet anyway.
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