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Crusty
November 3rd, 2008
10:44:45 PM CST
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Christopher Nolan's Election Day 2008
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What's the difference between the Joker and Obama? One is insane, egotistical and consorts with thugs, terrorists, larcenists and uses deception to manipulate the weak-minded. The other is a character from Batman.
Crusty
November 3rd, 2008
7:40:30 PM CST
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Sideshow Bob endorses Barack Obama
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Sideshow Bob = Kelsey Grammar = Republican
Crusty
November 3rd, 2008
4:08:14 PM CST
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(
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If it stops on Obama-Biden, does ACORN give me a carton of Kools?
Crusty
November 1st, 2008
12:55:02 PM CDT
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John McCain Needs Publicity
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Bob, the only difference between liberals like you and people with Down Syndrome is that your condition is self-inflicted.
Crusty
November 1st, 2008
1:28:51 AM CDT
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Why Communism WOULD Work in America
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Dr. Pepper = Cherry Coke
Crusty
November 1st, 2008
12:32:10 AM CDT
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Why Communism WOULD Work in America
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Communism = slavery + theft
Crusty
October 29th, 2008
10:27:32 PM CDT
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Barackbar
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Look, Palpatine is just some guy who lives in my star system.
Crusty
October 26th, 2008
2:35:25 PM CDT
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Arrivederci, baby!
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If masturbation is a crime you should be on death row.
Crusty
October 26th, 2008
2:34:06 PM CDT
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Arrivederci, baby!
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Larry Fishburne demanded to be called Lawrence Fishburne because his Cowboy Curtis role.
Crusty
October 26th, 2008
11:26:50 AM CDT
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Arrivederci, baby!
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Cuz I don't make Freemen, I just train 'em! HEH heh!
Crusty
October 25th, 2008
8:08:31 PM CDT
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This War will never end
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Wow, this place is deader than Alderaan. <crowd boos> Too soon? Is it too soon?
Crusty
October 21st, 2008
7:05:03 PM CDT
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Sarah Palin
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Why is there a puddle of poodles next to my pedals?
Crusty
October 21st, 2008
7:29:44 AM CDT
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EWOKSEXWITHOBAMA
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For the first time in 25 years I'm just now realizing how creepy looking Ewoks are.
Crusty
October 20th, 2008
7:42:39 PM CDT
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PALINTMND: Caribbou Queen (Sound File Updated)
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They must be pink, if they were brown Colin Powell would have endorsed McCain
Crusty
October 20th, 2008
7:41:03 PM CDT
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Colin Powell = Secretary of Irrelevance
Crusty
October 20th, 2008
12:17:14 AM CDT
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When A Man Runs For No Reason
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Oh, I thought he was running to get his crack
Crusty
October 19th, 2008
5:24:21 AM CDT
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Obama Shaking a Baby
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He's trying to shake tax revenues out of the baby.
Crusty
October 16th, 2008
7:49:45 AM CDT
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Hollywood Elbow Pose
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They do that because they're sore from me f*cking them.
Crusty
October 16th, 2008
7:46:39 AM CDT
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WTF MCCAIN?
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This is how liberty dies -- to thunderous applause.
Crusty
October 14th, 2008
7:59:04 AM CDT
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Obama Snags The Living Homeless Demographic
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Ver�nderung und Hoffnung!
Crusty
October 13th, 2008
8:05:39 PM CDT
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How to Eat a Watermelon
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James Earl Jones. Voice of Darth Vader, longtime NRA member, makes white women bring him melons. I wish to hell this guy were running for president.
Crusty
October 13th, 2008
7:38:23 PM CDT
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Joe Biden leaves ticket! Clinton steps in!
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George Clinton really could get Hezbollah out of Lebanon.
Crusty
October 12th, 2008
11:24:30 PM CDT
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Obama Rebuts Manning
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I think he's part tabby.
Crusty
October 12th, 2008
8:13:09 PM CDT
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Obama is not a black man
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Whoa, did I piss off Star Wars fans or negro fans?
Crusty
October 12th, 2008
6:00:11 PM CDT
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Obama Rebuts Manning
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He's a caf� au lait man.
Crusty
October 12th, 2008
5:56:46 PM CDT
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If Back to the Future Was A Small Budget Movie
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Make like a tree and 5 this site!
Crusty
October 12th, 2008
3:04:27 PM CDT
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Obama is not a black man
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Lando's not a black man, he's like a Star Wars alien or some sh*t.
Crusty
October 11th, 2008
7:41:33 PM CDT
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Palin goes to see Metallica
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Is that Ann Coulter sitting at the table behind her?
Crusty
October 11th, 2008
4:35:51 PM CDT
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Sarah Palin wows the crowd
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I'd like to see Joe Biden try to shoot ping-pong balls out of his woo-woo.
Crusty
October 11th, 2008
10:02:53 AM CDT
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300TMND: Red Sauce on Pasta!
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Which itself was stolen from 4chan.
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