Crusty's recent comments:

November 3rd, 2008
What's the difference between the Joker and Obama? One is insane, egotistical and consorts with thugs, terrorists, larcenists and uses deception to manipulate the weak-minded. The other is a character from Batman.
November 3rd, 2008
Sideshow Bob = Kelsey Grammar = Republican
November 3rd, 2008
If it stops on Obama-Biden, does ACORN give me a carton of Kools?
November 1st, 2008
Bob, the only difference between liberals like you and people with Down Syndrome is that your condition is self-inflicted.
November 1st, 2008
Dr. Pepper = Cherry Coke
November 1st, 2008
Communism = slavery + theft
October 29th, 2008
On on the site ?Barackbar
Look, Palpatine is just some guy who lives in my star system.
October 26th, 2008
If masturbation is a crime you should be on death row.
October 26th, 2008
Larry Fishburne demanded to be called Lawrence Fishburne because his Cowboy Curtis role.
October 26th, 2008
On on the site ?Arrivederci, baby!
Cuz I don't make Freemen, I just train 'em! HEH heh!
October 25th, 2008
Wow, this place is deader than Alderaan. <crowd boos> Too soon? Is it too soon?
October 21st, 2008
Why is there a puddle of poodles next to my pedals?
October 21st, 2008
On on the site ?EWOKSEXWITHOBAMA
For the first time in 25 years I'm just now realizing how creepy looking Ewoks are.
October 20th, 2008
They must be pink, if they were brown Colin Powell would have endorsed McCain
October 20th, 2008
Colin Powell = Secretary of Irrelevance
October 20th, 2008
Oh, I thought he was running to get his crack
October 19th, 2008
On on the site ?Obama Shaking a Baby
He's trying to shake tax revenues out of the baby.
October 16th, 2008
On on the site ?Hollywood Elbow Pose
They do that because they're sore from me f*cking them.
October 16th, 2008
On on the site ?WTF MCCAIN?
This is how liberty dies -- to thunderous applause.
October 14th, 2008
Ver�nderung und Hoffnung!
October 13th, 2008
On on the site ?How to Eat a Watermelon
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James Earl Jones. Voice of Darth Vader, longtime NRA member, makes white women bring him melons. I wish to hell this guy were running for president.
October 13th, 2008
George Clinton really could get Hezbollah out of Lebanon.
October 12th, 2008
I think he's part tabby.
October 12th, 2008
Whoa, did I piss off Star Wars fans or negro fans?
October 12th, 2008
On on the site ?Obama Rebuts Manning
He's a caf� au lait man.
October 12th, 2008
Make like a tree and 5 this site!
October 12th, 2008
Lando's not a black man, he's like a Star Wars alien or some sh*t.
October 11th, 2008
Is that Ann Coulter sitting at the table behind her?
October 11th, 2008
I'd like to see Joe Biden try to shoot ping-pong balls out of his woo-woo.
October 11th, 2008
Which itself was stolen from 4chan.