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CptShirk
January 14th, 2010
6:22:35 PM CST
Reply to prairiedogeric10's comment on the site ?alpha is out of control
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CptShirk
December 16th, 2009
2:35:00 PM CST
On on the site ?Merlin knows what to do in squirrel situations
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Couldn't it have been, "Merlin knows what to do in squirrely situations?"
CptShirk
October 14th, 2009
11:29:13 PM CDT
On on the site ?(nsfw) Nipple Fires Machine Gun
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"That's exactly what would happen if a nipple shot a machine gun, point blank. This has all been documented, so I said 'why don't we show it how it is?'"
CptShirk
September 13th, 2009
5:12:34 PM CDT
On on the site ?Moe In The Lawn
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"Is there a Homer here? A Homer Sexual? Oh why you little brat!"
CptShirk
September 13th, 2009
5:03:44 PM CDT
On on the site ?interactive entertainment
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I made a doodie in my pants.
CptShirk
August 29th, 2009
7:14:42 PM CDT
Reply to timb0nic's comment on the site ?-Workday Morning-
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I don't think they'll let you light up at the hospital...
CptShirk
August 22nd, 2009
1:11:36 AM CDT
On on the site ?Present Shaq Enslaves Conan
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I want you to loop the sound clip without a pause.
CptShirk
July 20th, 2009
4:41:45 PM CDT
Reply to MrStump's comment on the site ?stix
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they're all broken though...
CptShirk
July 16th, 2009
3:17:12 AM CDT
On on the site ?Long Before the Internet II
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Safety from chaffing not guaranteed...
CptShirk
June 19th, 2009
6:14:47 PM CDT
Reply to ASSCOCKredux's comment on the site ?Max sent me a fax
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I. Minus. Your. COMMENT! I minus it UP!
CptShirk
May 12th, 2009
11:51:46 AM CDT
Reply to NESer's comment on the site ?EPIC ALGEBRA TEST MANEUVER
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The tail on the '1' looks like legs and a limp dick. The 'd' looks like his chair. I don't want to say what the apostrophe looks like.