Your friend is overweight. Also, if you think this is spontaneous and hilarious you'd be mistaken on both accounts. Also, if you think listing the full name of the "medium sized nitrile glove" makes you sound smart, you're wrong there as well.
So, it's a duck, only it's a goose. And it's neck is long, and somehow it penetrates itself anally with its own head. I can neither register this under "funny" nor under "cool."
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