That Browning Hi-Power contains thirteen rounds. Each round has one bullet. Each bulet weighs 124 grains. Muzzle velocity is 1200 FPS. Approximately how much muzzle energy can the Browning transfer into a drunken illegal immigrant? Solve for X.
There. Now it is.
Now make "How to decapitate John Kerry with a shovel." and "How to make John Kerry's decapitated head come back to life." also "How John Kerry's reanimated decapitated head eats pussy."
According to physics that ship wouldn't have sunk, so that's -1 star.
And it turned out that ship was carrying a man who'd rise to be worse than Hitler when it went down. Now Canada conquers the world and exterminates us all. Way to go, jackass.
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