"Hey, Steve, it's George again. I think I've settled on the perfect plot device for Indy IV. Aliens. And not classy aliens, either, like Close Encounters. I'm talking super-f*cking-cheesy flying saucers. And we need the stalest villain of the series to make it work. She's going to be totally useless like Vogel was in Last Crusade except--get this--she has a SWORD. And we need at least six CGI shots of a prairie dog to meet my masturbatory quota. Gotta go--I've been sitting on the toilet for two days!"
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Your children love you. They want to play with you. How long do you think that lasts? Soon Jack might not even want you to come to his games. We have a few special years with our children, when they're the ones that want us around. After that you're going to be running after them for a bit of attention. It's so fast, Peter. Just a few years, and it's over. And you are not being careful. And you are missing it.
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