You obviously didn't play Duck Hunt when you were a kid. It's the dog in the background- when you miss with your 1337 Lightgun skills on Duck Hunt, your hunting dog pops up and laughs at you. Many people would shoot at the dog pointlessly (and possibly waste ammo for the next round, like I did.)
"It's a piece of cake to name a sailboat- if the way is hazy, you gotta do the sailing by the book, you know you can't be lazy, if you've got a messy motor engine, the boat will steer all crazy, if you do the sailing by the book, then you'll have a name. We've gotta have it named! You know that I love boats!"
Yes, really, name it that. Have the name go all the way around.
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