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TO: All employees
FROM: Management
SUBJECT: No fatties
All -
From this memo forward, please be advised, no more fatties are to work the Drive Thru window. It scares our customers to see what our food does to them. Please adjust shift schedules accordingly.
- Management
CC:
robeskew@mcdonalds.com
dtreeck@mcdonalds.com
gwbush@mcdonalds.com
This "super quantum immortality" permits maximal control over the life line, since the entire past of the being is biased towards its future survival. Starting from the very beginning, at the fetal stage, before it even used its eyes and most of its brain, the whole universe is in a superposition. The whole universe, including most of it self, start settling in a configuration that maximizes probability of present and future survival, at a rate in which it starts observing the universe and it self.
The possibilities are infinite, but i'll concentrate on humans, this planet, and at this particular time. At a personal level i had to be very smart, the smartest i am, the beater i'm able to behave as expected by the infinite improbability drive, doh, i mean the slight improbability mechanism. Its not some random smartness, its at a very specific domain, with the appropriate sacrifices in abilities balanced out, for maximum practical impact, the best a human brain can offer in the field. Origin, of life, brain model and sociology model, and others, will play there given roles in my survival. Being male is an other requirement, more fit to survive in the long term, but also, with modern technology physical possibility to spawn out millions of kids, an important long term advantage, to have a strong blood link with huge chunk of the population. That it just happens, that i have some genes that will become the future norm helps further in establishing my self, all those millions of kids will help things up.
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