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max, make me a mop. If you make me a mob, we're talking discount prices, casual fridays, and pizza for the team. i will do for ytmnd what 9/11 did for muslim terrorists.

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Famery-Gai

March 4th, 2014

2:21:35 AM CST

(1)

FUCK YEAH. put that on a goddamn shirt and then get beat up at school for listening to kylie minogue.

beatingadeadhorseoff

March 6th, 2014

9:26:00 PM CST

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^wanna stick ma dick in

i'm not gay though i'm just a big fan

HipsterDoofus

March 4th, 2014

9:32:09 AM CST

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Luke Wilson: The Folger's Crystals of ytmnd.

madDogSoldier

March 4th, 2014

10:18:02 AM CST

(-3)

very creative. do you use any psychedelics?

fourest

March 4th, 2014

10:22:39 AM CST

(-1)

smoke weed see all kinds of shit, trip out HARD

madDogSoldier

March 4th, 2014

12:36:45 PM CST

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weed, meh. that to me is very lightweight. doesn't really work for an actual psychedelic trip unless you mix it with something else. most of what I would recommend is probably illegal, except salvia. though ayuasca is done by folks who travel to the amazon.

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March 4th, 2014

8:25:26 PM CST

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What psychedelics would you recommend?

madDogSoldier

March 4th, 2014

9:19:25 PM CST

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I won't recommend anything that is illegal in your jurisdiction. In most of the USA and other countries, Salvia is quite legal and gives you an intense 10 to 15 minute trip. Even the great Terrence McKenna recommended it. But definitely check out the legality in your state. Don't want to get anyone in trouble.

DevilDerrick

March 5th, 2014

1:35:21 AM CST

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dude, the way you are endorsing that kind of drug use is childish and embarrassing in the way that shows how inexperienced you are with those kinds of drugs. if you look at this site and see funny colors and zippy movement and sudden scariness and [i]that[/i] is what brings up an excited discussion of psychedelics, then i have to conclude one (or both) of two things must be true.

1) you have about as much "experience" with these drugs as a college freshman who just ate the second less-than-half of an 8th of mushrooms, and wants to play in the forest
2) you lack the articulation to express the true mystery and experience these drugs inflict on the brain.

i have never ever ever been under the impression that these kinds of drugs allow the user to "see the truth," or pursue profound knowledge. No. it's pretty clear that these drugs simply inhibit, exacerbate, and rearrange the basic core functions of how a brain handles sensory input > cognition. the funny colors and patterns are the least exciting or interesting part. try losing all feeling in your body, only to look down and find your body to be gone - no matter where you look. or having your basil ganglia flipped completely backwards, so you try to turn right and you go left, or you tell yourself (as hard as you can) to walk forward yet you step backwards.

DevilDerrick

March 5th, 2014

1:39:17 AM CST

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that being said, i really cant just lightly endorse the use of profoundly altering drugs on a website filled with mostly children. if you really understand these drugs, and you giggle "hep hep hep, sure, use these... this one's my favorite," then you are either a deplorable person, a total burnout idiot, or some blowhard, overly metaphysical douche who has squandered his genius on hanging out and tripping out, as your beloved Terrence McKenna has shown is achievable. he wrote a great book about tripping out. if you love tripping out. not much for the fields of neuroscience, psychology or anthropology, as some might have us believe. still, good book. but i'm getting distracted.

i don't think you're like Terrence McKenna, as much as you want to be. you have no genius to squander. i don't think you're a deplorable person. you really do mean well. that's why people like me need to step in. some things on the internet are just dying to be criticized - even corrected - because some people just want to get kids to do fucked up idiot drugs.

and if you have any personal experience with what drugs and addiction and drug culture can do, then you probably wouldn't try to brag about what drugs you do. that's what you were doing; bragging. then, you were trying to be funny and nice, "trying not to" get anyone in trouble.

i hope youre not one of those people that needs to call their sponsor and cry to them about my post. i'm pretty sure tripping out is considered a relapse.

madDogSoldier

March 5th, 2014

8:38:43 AM CST

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Your attempt to talk down to me is pompous and laughable, as well as incorrect.

1. I have legally done hallucinogens 7 or 8 times, even purchased legally.
2. You mistake my jokiness for lack of experience.
3. Many great artists and musicians (including some of the most famous) went under the influence of various things prior and during to making their famous works.
4. Where did you get the idea that YTMND is mostly children? Most of the people I know here are in their 20s and 30s. A few others are in their late teens.

FormerlyFeaturedFagg

March 7th, 2014

8:58:45 PM CST

(1)

Why don't you brag about your barely middle-class income again. That usually puts people in their place, you hairy yak twat.

madDogSoldier

April 1st, 2014

11:23:09 AM CDT

(0)

^ Don't know what you are talking about. I never do that.

FormerlyFeaturedFagg

March 4th, 2014

8:58:32 PM CST

(1)

He smokes bongwater soaked Muppets, apparently: http://i.imgur.com/x7mrzJx.jpg

March 5th, 2014

2:52:37 PM CST

(1)

He appears to be a seasoned tripper, perpetually under the influence of a gram of diphenhydramine, which explains his eloquent posts.

FormerlyFeaturedFagg

March 8th, 2014

1:05:45 AM CST

(1)

My guess is that he started off stupid, maybe slight autism or something, but more likely learning disabled if not outright brain damaged from lack of oxygen during childbirth. Then, as an already not very bright teen, he huffed a lot of glue, paint thinner, and other petroleum products alongside bong hits, whippets, and whatever other drugs he's copping to above. The short of it is that he's fucking dumb as a goddamned bucket of baseballs, such that he can neither admit to nor comprehend just how fucking stupid he is.

Krangar18

March 4th, 2014

11:20:41 AM CST

(1)

i think that's Lou Quilson

prairiedogeric10

March 4th, 2014

11:45:39 AM CST

(1)

welcome to amazon.com

Famery-Gai

March 5th, 2014