SlammHuckers™
Created on: September 20th, 2012
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The man scratched his ear and stared at the back of his hand. The stick of DRUGS in his mouth was being consumed rather like one consumes a popsicle. He blinked and it produced a sound like a finger slapping a pudding. His skin squirmed and twisted until his hand bore a moving image of a nose being pushed into poop, over and over again, slowly going out of synch with the rumbling noise that grew in volume in the background. Five months later the noise was so great that he sat in the shower for 20 hours each day to try to drown it out. "Vote five," he said, and winked to the camera.
Our guy soon become little more than a moist stretch of skin that drummed with the impact of pouring shower water, and the next week some disgusting little man came to his door in order to deliver a formal letter implicating him in organized voyeurism. When he saw what had Transpired, the visitor froze in horror, but soon his mouth broke into a wide, rictus-like grin. His eyes flitted about the room in panic, as if looking for an exit, but his mouth kept widening. Bottled laughter escaped from within, ca. Friends, and he slowly and automatically began to tie a noose around the ceiling fan, his eyes welling up with tears as they considered the blue skies outside the window.
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