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actually the classic moon man site pattern is to have the site title be its own separate story that has nothing to do with the audio, except that they are both things that moon man does and he is awesome

for a shitty example

site title: "Moon Man teaches the alphabet to underprivileged school children in an inner city but neglects to teach them 25 of the letters."

site audio: "Hey guys Moon Man here I just finished preparing some very nice baked stuffed cannelloni from a recipe I found online. I even prepared the pasta from scratch which was more difficult than I thought, but in the end it was worth it because homemade is always better than store-bought pasta. Now I am going to organize a bake sale with a local church and send the proceeds to an orphanage construction project in China. Right now you're probably thinking 'But Moon Man, shouldn't we be concerned about limiting foreign investments in China, due to their growing share of the global market of low- and moderate-cost goods?' Well we'll get to that later, because right now I have one more batch of stuffed cannelloni to prepare and I have to grind up some Chinese children, and until that orphanage gets built I won't be getting any more shipments. Now while you ponder the economic implications I am going to impale your mother onto the visiting team goalposts at the Superdome. Kay kay KAY! Kay kay KAY! Kay kay KAY! Kay kay KAY! Kay kay KAY!"