F*ck Johnny Depp. Gene Wilder owns.
Created on: July 17th, 2005
F*ck Johnny Depp. Gene Wilder owns.
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Screw the new movie. You can't beat this classic scene.
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DIGIHAD
July 17th, 2005
3:58:41 AM CDT
(1)
You get five if you include Wilder's unearthly howl at the end of that.
co9
July 17th, 2005
3:59:17 AM CDT
(2)
Johnny Depp looks like a f*cking pedophile. Gene Wilder just looks insane. I'm giving you a 5 just because this remake looks absolutely f*cking retarded.
Adverb
July 17th, 2005
4:06:47 AM CDT
(0)
Johnny Depp is the worst actor ever
co9
July 17th, 2005
4:07:18 AM CDT
(0)
I agree with Adverb.
poppies
July 17th, 2005
4:16:53 AM CDT
(0)
f*ck Johnny Depp? Well, if you insist..
Huskobon
July 17th, 2005
10:03:36 AM CDT
(0)
The original was the best, nobody can do better than Gene Wilder.
abenoslave
July 17th, 2005
10:06:29 AM CDT
(0)
5'd for truth.
Splitter
July 17th, 2005
10:07:05 AM CDT
(1)
You win! Good day sir!
Bubbathon
July 17th, 2005
10:08:19 AM CDT
(0)
So true my friend
rykar174
July 17th, 2005
10:22:22 AM CDT
(0)
LOL. Even if there wasn't a remake with Johnny Depp, I'd still give this site a 5 for good content.
Cheese
July 17th, 2005
10:36:37 AM CDT
(0)
Best scene in the movie!! 5/5!
denial
July 17th, 2005
11:30:17 AM CDT
(0)
Agreed.
elman
July 17th, 2005
11:46:33 AM CDT
(0)
No psychadelic tunnel + No bubbles + No "You LOSE! Good DAY sir!" = crap Willy Wonka movie
OrochimaruKuKu
July 17th, 2005
12:40:30 PM CDT
(0)
5
nitro67
July 17th, 2005
12:43:14 PM CDT
(0)
heh. the new one owns, stfu.
DeathSentence
July 17th, 2005
1:08:15 PM CDT
(0)
YES THANK YOU. I HATE JOHNNY DEPP HE f*ckED UP A CLASSIC.
Mesadoram
July 17th, 2005
1:23:53 PM CDT
(0)
Classic Movie... better actor... 5/5
BrickTamnland
July 17th, 2005
1:26:00 PM CDT
(0)
Agreed Wilder > Depp
dizzybum
July 17th, 2005
1:30:23 PM CDT
(0)
One of the best scenes from that movie, or any movie. It's so deliciously twisted.
duckedtapedemon
July 17th, 2005
1:35:17 PM CDT
(0)
new ones better, but i do like this scene
Zopwx2
July 17th, 2005
2:00:25 PM CDT
(0)
Muahah Gene Wilder was freakin insane.
GastricBypassZombie
July 18th, 2005
1:05:57 AM CDT
(0)
We would of been better off getting Micheal Jackson to do the new one. He could make the oompa loompas kids that he keeps quiet by keeping them in the factory.
Punch
July 18th, 2005
1:07:55 AM CDT
(0)
Indeed. ::smokes on a pipe::
CanNinja
July 18th, 2005
3:23:12 AM CDT
(0)
Been so long since I saw the movie but I still remember that. No better way to say that Gene Wilder > Johnny Depp.
MyLifeForAiur
July 18th, 2005
6:11:25 AM CDT
(0)
ANY SIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOWING... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
secretbison
July 18th, 2005
1:31:10 PM CDT
(0)
Haven't seen the new Wonka yet, but Gene rocked that scene's socks off.
NobleMilk
July 19th, 2005
12:25:02 AM CDT
(0)
best part of the movie
Jekku
July 19th, 2005
4:27:08 AM CDT
(-1)
o__o I loved Depp. So, no stars for you.
VaporSnake
July 19th, 2005
10:36:25 AM CDT
(0)
I hate everyone who runs around with praise for Johnny Depp just constantly streaming out of every orifice. 5 for you, good sir!
NeoTOM
July 20th, 2005
1:47:56 AM CDT
(0)
Wilder > Depp. "It's true to his original dark vision" Yeah right. It sucks, you're an attention whore and your movie sucks.
chauncey
July 20th, 2005
3:22:50 PM CDT
(0)
SPOILER: JOHNNY DEPP IS A HOMOSEXUAL
Xanatos
July 20th, 2005
6:08:57 PM CDT
(0)
5/5 for truth
ewingsquadron
July 20th, 2005
9:50:45 PM CDT
(0)
Indeed
Teirusu
July 21st, 2005
2:19:25 AM CDT
(0)
Rowing!
Bubbathon
July 21st, 2005
12:14:53 PM CDT
(0)
Old willy wonka pwns. Gene Wilder is better.
JorJor
July 21st, 2005
2:42:12 PM CDT
(0)
Wow, you suxx0r...a little. I like them both. Depp is at least on par with Wilder for his own brand of wackiness, and no, he is NOT Michael Jackson! You still get high marks because this scene is great though. 5/5
chunkymonkey
July 22nd, 2005
3:59:04 PM CDT
(0)
GENE WILDER!!!!!!!!!!!!1
spannu
July 23rd, 2005
2:28:04 AM CDT
(0)
if you could have animated this it would have won
GooperBlooper
July 23rd, 2005
10:47:51 AM CDT
(0)
XD Spooky.
Luminar
July 23rd, 2005
11:27:31 AM CDT
(0)
Depp, you LOSE! You get NOTHING! Good DAY Sir!
Necro99
July 23rd, 2005
6:43:41 PM CDT
(0)
5, this is f*cking creepy.
Muk1000
July 24th, 2005
4:39:44 AM CDT
(0)
Gene was better, but Depp's is still entertaining. Still, 5
Mister6
July 24th, 2005
1:15:43 PM CDT
(0)
Jekku- You're either a gay man or a gullible woman. Johnny Depp fails and I'm sick of seeing him in nearly every movie.
JaisenLaviero
July 24th, 2005
3:02:50 PM CDT
(0)
Agreed.
stro
July 24th, 2005
4:34:18 PM CDT
(0)
f*ck Johnny Depp.
s-otaku
July 25th, 2005
1:13:04 PM CDT
(0)
o_O I loved the original, but I loved the remake, too. I didn't notice anything wrong with it, except that the kids lived.
Amenhotep2
July 25th, 2005
7:00:38 PM CDT
(0)
That scene was awesome. I like the part where that chicken gets its head chopped off. However, I give this a 4-star rating because I like Johnny Depp.
justaddwater
July 27th, 2005
4:44:04 AM CDT
(0)
OMFG GIANT CATERPILLAR ON WALL
Zopo
July 27th, 2005
4:42:34 PM CDT
(0)
if anyone can do as good as gene wilder it's jhonny depp. and the new one is much more acurate (IN CASE YOU READ THE f*ckING BOOK!)
Luggage
July 30th, 2005
2:12:11 PM CDT
(0)
I liked the new one more, but this is still damn good.
therayven
July 30th, 2005
3:19:17 PM CDT
(0)
Own
Brooklyn
July 30th, 2005
5:32:17 PM CDT
(0)
5 for truth
GotCoffee
August 3rd, 2005
12:26:05 PM CDT
(0)
5'd because this scene scared the crap outta me when I was a wee lad. Johnny Depp scares me now.
BigOlSmacktard
August 4th, 2005
12:39:43 PM CDT
(0)
Greatest f*cking moment in movie history. f*ck Depp, indeed.
DeusExMachina
August 5th, 2005
9:04:32 PM CDT
(0)
Pwnage. Gene Wilder > Johnny Depp.
mynameisdave
August 8th, 2005
1:27:04 AM CDT
(0)
new movie isnt a remake of old movie. its another take on the same book. nobody gives a feck which one is better, 3'd.
Kranberry
August 9th, 2005
8:43:53 PM CDT
(0)
That was an alright scene, but I still love the new movie much more.
GGCrono4
August 23rd, 2005
4:23:05 PM CDT
(0)
OHf*ckYES.
Particleman
August 24th, 2005
5:33:04 AM CDT
(0)
I must agree, f*ck Johnny Depp as Wonka. Gene Wilder was so much better.
kidego365
August 24th, 2005
8:17:09 AM CDT
(0)
yes
JohnsonP
September 1st, 2005
3:06:46 AM CDT
(0)
Gene Wilder Wonka > Johnny Depp Wonka No contest.
Dave2600
September 10th, 2005
3:25:07 AM CDT
(0)
That scene was awsome. What happened to the director? He didn't nothing but a couple a bunch of small TV projects after this movie.
Dorkmo
November 6th, 2005
6:26:00 AM CST
(0)
new one sucks big dick
Plasma
May 2nd, 2006
9:37:55 PM CDT
(0)
5 for truth!
Sirinith
May 5th, 2006
12:46:05 AM CDT
(0)
Best scene of the movie, would like to see the Uumpas rowing like the fires of hell were burning their butts though.
Vector
July 1st, 2006
7:51:46 PM CDT
(0)
You sir, are right. Gene Wilder FTW!
Boggie
July 8th, 2006
7:23:46 PM CDT
(0)
Gene Wilder Rocks!
Boggie
July 8th, 2006
7:24:54 PM CDT
(0)
And Deep sucks ass
Boggie
July 8th, 2006
7:26:10 PM CDT
(0)
*Depp whatever he sucks and Gene Rocks! 5 More stars sir!
Pacific-PanDeist
February 17th, 2007
2:20:10 PM CST
(0)
5d because this scene is out there
Zio
February 17th, 2007
2:33:32 PM CST
(0)
5'd/ He wasm't supposed to sing it. It as originally a poem but he sang it and it actually freaked out the kids
CaptinChu
February 22nd, 2007
9:01:26 AM CST
(0)
CLASSIC
pyro
February 22nd, 2007
9:16:27 PM CST
(0)
johnny depp was a horrible choice for that movie... he looks better when he doesn't look like a michael jackson clone >_>