First, astrology is bullshit. That said, I never liked being a Cancer. Worst sign of them all because it makes you associated with one of the deadliest diseases in the world, along with a disgusting std. Shit got me so pissed as a kid. Anyway, this ytmnd shows that it's okay to be a cancer be Cancer the Crab is cool. So cool, he's giving himself cancer, cuz he doesn't give a shit.