TROLL WARS
Created on: December 14th, 2010
TROLL WARS
Alt account Alternate user accounts, mostly refers to extra YTMND accounts made by the same person. YTMND rules prohibit registering additional accounts and often users are caught with them and have their accounts deleted

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December 14th, 2010
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How did you make the image?
December 14th, 2010
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I primarily used Adobe After Effects for all motion and 3d distortion. Great deal of help from an online after effects tutorial. However, I had to do a lot more work because that tutorial had a much lower resolution than I wanted. For timing, I used a youtube downloader to acquire a clip of a star wars intro.

I also used adobe illustrator for the logo as well as the copy text. I used a font called 'Star Jedi' for the Logo. But I did a lot of modification after writing it out. Some letters really needed to be blended into each other. I used a star wars logo screenshot as a template. For the main text, I used franklin gothic medium. Subtitle, I used Univers Extra Condensed light. I eyeballed the color for everything.
December 14th, 2010
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Here tonight we're with uncircumcised-wang-soldier. The audiance of YTMND and everybody at home wants to know. How does it feel to make your very first decent site? Would you like to talk us through how you came about this creation?

Oh... wait.. You already asked yourself that very same question so you could tell everybody about your first real ytmnd site.
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December 14th, 2010
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@DWang, "how did you make the image?"

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December 14th, 2010
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was it beyond your reading level?
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December 14th, 2010
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The whole point of the Clone War was to be a big show to scare the Galaxy straight to prepare for the Yuuzhan Vong invasion. Clones were used by the Republic to be a closed loop, people who could die and make the war look significant, yet who had no loved ones to relay how the war was really progressing. The Separatists used droids for similar reasons. Republic accounts of the Separatist military, in addition, was vastly overstated. Instead of the quintillions of battle droids they claimed to possess, they probably never exceeded 500 million over the course of the entire war. By keeping the military branches all but absolutely cut off from the population as a whole, there was no chance of the public learning of the true nature of the war. Under direction of Chancellor Palpatine, the CIS intentionally attacked insignificant star systems, drawing Republic troops into open fights. The Republic believed this was an attempt to drain morale and will, but it was actually a deliberate strategy intended to keep the fighting away from critical sectors as much as possible. The few attacks on industrial centers were only conducted to give the impression of a change of hands, while the profits of the war effort were still channelled into the same places. What's more significant is that the transactions that allowed these proceedings were hardly concealed, Banking Clan documents and shipyard paperwork was all open for scrutiny, yet few took the time to exercise their scrutiny.

Therefore, I can conclude that JJJ, Umfuld, G3N, and UNC are all either in cahoots with each other, or more likely yet, [i]the same person[/i].
December 14th, 2010
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alts bring a whole new meaning to [i]Power Converters [/i]
December 14th, 2010
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i like how you "vote honestly" on worthy sites yet you 5 no effort crap garbage inside joke sites like this. i'd ask you to respond, but i wouldn't want to take you away from your 24 hour gif grind marathon that produces no less than 4 muddy gifs every single day.
December 14th, 2010
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who are you quoting? the rest seems pretty on target though...
December 14th, 2010
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LOLOLOLOLOLOOL
December 14th, 2010
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[i]heh[/i]
December 14th, 2010
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5'ed for effort an basing the movie on a true story.
December 14th, 2010
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<< Uncircumcised said on 2009-09-09 14:51:20

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Wait, you mean remote viewing is real?
I've actually heard something about it on the Alex Jones Show recently from Mancow. He said there was a guy who claimed he was from the government and who would go into his dreams every night.
December 14th, 2010
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I was really hoping you'd pan to some image of a space battle.... faved anyway
December 14th, 2010
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maybe if I do a Special Edition
December 14th, 2010
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you [i]would[/i] fav this.
January 25th, 2015
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And 4 years later, the Troll Wars have a space battle: http://retrospective.ytmnd.com/
December 14th, 2010
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<< Uncircumcised said on 2009-09-09 15:13:06

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Hmm... interesting. So you're not a troll, after all?
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<< EvianEightball said on 2009-09-09 15:09:54

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http://www.sott.net/
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<< Uncircumcised said on 2009-09-09 15:04:15

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Infowars is the best source of information I know.
If you know something better, please share it with me.

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December 14th, 2010
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Wow, if you really spent the time to make this from scratch you should have done funnier with it, instead of ytmnd in-jokes
December 14th, 2010
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Everybody understand what has happened here?

I called out madDarthUncircumcisedWangDog as a faggot alt trio.

So this unfunny, unoriginal faggot picked some YTMND users that know how pathetic and sad he is, and links them to me, trying to say that everybody who doesn't like him is an alt.

All of this retarded faggotry in spite of the fact that my alts are pretty well know to anybody that doesn't have their head shoved five fingers into their own anus.

Have you ever had an original idea pop into your tiny, infected little brain?
December 14th, 2010
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Happy life day everybody! I love you. I love you more
December 15th, 2010
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obesity is not just a problem for those affected.

[i]BLOODYPYTHON JOKE[/i]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
December 15th, 2010
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^^^ And they all lived happily ever after.

The End™
December 16th, 2010
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:D
May 3rd, 2015
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Totally needs to pan to someone voting on a site saying "meh fuck you, one star"
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Interesting Idea. I really had no idea to put for the end pan.
January 28th, 2018
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No offense you, but I just did not get around to doing it yet. I might do that, or do something really special.
September 1st, 2017
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TEEOF may be QUIET right now, but you never know when they will strike again!
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perhaps never, thanks to Max being either too lazy or inept to deal with the recaptcha issue.